Froze, Alienator and Swampy are out riding in the mountains. Davereo has been out drinking and posting and is driving with one eye open. He happens upon the three cyclist and has a hard time controling his car. Dave is praying that they are not carrying guns because he has no way of not hitting them because they are riding side by side. Dave runs them off the road.
The three cyclist end up at the pearly gates and Huskey is waiting for them. Huskey announces that before anyone enters they need to tell him the story of Easter.
Alienator goes first. He qoutes many publications and has loads of links to qualify his beliefs that easter is a man made story. He is denied entrance.
Swampy's up next. After seeing Alienators fate he trys his best. He begins by saying that every year in December everything goes on sale and gifts are given to all. Entrance denied.
Froze steps up and begins talking about Judas, Pontious Pilot the crusifixtion of Christ. Huskey is all smiles he stops Froze and motions over to the other two and says get over here you guys and listen Froze knows the story and its about time you two listen. Froze continues on by saying Christ is placed in a cave after he dies and the entrance is block. After three days Christ rises from the dead he removes the large stone and steps out of the cave. Christ see's his shadow returns to the cave and we have six more weeks of winter.
Froze, Alienator and Swampy are out riding in the mountains. Davereo has been out drinking and posting and is driving with one eye open. He happens upon the three cyclist and has a hard time controling his car. Dave is praying that they are not carrying guns because he has no way of not hitting them because they are riding side by side. Dave runs them off the road. The three cyclist end up at the pearly gates and Huskey is waiting for them. Huskey announces that before anyone enters they need to tell him the story of Easter. Alienator goes first. He qoutes many publications and has loads of links to qualify his beliefs that easter is a man made story. He is denied entrance. Swampy's up next. After seeing Alienators fate he trys his best. He begins by saying that every year in December everything goes on sale and gifts are given to all. Entrance denied. Froze steps up and begins talking about Judas, Pontious Pilot the crusifixtion of Christ. Huskey is all smiles he stops Froze and motions over to the other two and says get over here you guys and listen Froze knows the story and its about time you two listen. Froze continues on by saying Christ is placed in a cave after he dies and the entrance is block. After three days Christ rises from the dead he removes the large stone and steps out of the cave. Christ see's his shadow returns to the cave and we have six more weeks of winter.
Good story, although you forgot the bit about Swampy spray painting something about tonyzachary on the outside of the stone blocking the entrance. BTW or you saying "jesus" with a latin accent or with a hard "j" sound? I'm confused about your intent: is this some biblical tale or just a story from the barrio? FWIW, I do say "sweet jesus" every time I see Noomi Rapace's nipples in movies.
