Say what, phucktard?

roadhouse said:

<:: Welcome to Slowtwitch.com ::>: Felt's 2011 DA white paper

So? Mr. Empfield is correct. His description of what white papers are is spot on. Let me guess: you don't know what white papers are..

It's "Mr. Empfield" and not old sh!t ass ass cracker now, is it?

An authoritative and educational and informative and often used for "sales" guideline/report, used to address issues and how to to solve problems concerning technicalities with explicit and direct content of said white paper.

No, I don't admire him always bringing him up in every damn article he writes, it gets old and I don't think he's a good author.

When I want to read about a bike, I want to read about the bike. And when I'm (lurking) on Slowtwitch, I want to read about bikes.

roadhouse said:

It's "Mr. Empfield" and not old sh!t ass ass cracker now, is it?

An authoritative and educational and informative and often used for "sales" guideline/report, used to address issues and how to to solve problems concerning technicalities with explicit and direct content of said white paper.

No, I don't admire him always bringing him up in every damn article he writes, it gets old and I don't think he's a good author.

When I want to read about a bike, I want to read about the bike. And when I'm (lurking) on Slowtwitch, I want to read about bikes.

Once again you demonstrate your inability to convey ideas in an intelligible fashion. Your response only makes sense in your mind. As it is written, it is unintelligible nonsense.

stupid. you thrive on trying to own this site by continually talking dumb and dim sh!t , not one person on this place actually respects or cares if you live and breathe except for gspot maybe and she's a complete twit noob. I have no idea what your problem is.
You have no business in the triathlon section anyhow so get a life, move on.

this ones a tiny bit better <:: Welcome to Slowtwitch.com ::>: Mid-priced tri bikes but he still talks to himself like you talk to yourself all over this place, acting as if he's talking to someone, all Red Rum, Red Rum style.

oh look, the second I post in here the how many people viewing number triples. hmmm.

Hi Dan.

Fine, I'll admit it, I'm being spiteful.

Sorry Dan but with my umpteen hundred IP addresses of which I do not register on ST with but do lurk quite freely, I am still just being spiteful because you are an asshat. 🙂

Red Rum.

roadhouse said:

stupid. you thrive on trying to own this site by continually talking dumb and dim sh!t , not one person on this place actually respects or cares if you live and breathe except for gspot maybe and she's a complete twit noob. I have no idea what your problem is.
You have no business in the triathlon section anyhow so get a life, move on.

How would you recognize dumb and dim? After all, you seem to have difficulty maintaining any lucidity. Are you fit to judge dumb and dim? Wouldn't a drug dealer with a gun--for example, you--be something dumb and dim?

Yes, I might be a lonely voice in the night, struggling in the fight against dissociative threads and posts with no relevance to anything......say, threads like yours....but such is the cross I bear. Actually, such is the burden that the whole community has to bear when you sit down and randomly bang on your keyboard.

No business in the triathlon thread? Really? Is there a list of things that qualify for business here? Is there a certificate or license that people need to get to post here? Did you suddenly finish a triathlon? Did you secretly take part in Kona and not tell someone? Oy, maybe your business is misplaced. Maybe you posted here because you were once again disoriented, unable to tell fact from fiction, right from wrong, little piggy from big piggy, and you couldn't find the Bloody Soap Box sub-forum where you usually post your disconnected rants. After all, your thread really has nothing to do with triathlons. It's just you bleating about someone at another forum, completely unrelated to this one.

alienator said:

[LEFT]Hi. My name is Alienator and I like to think I own cyclingforums.com. Yes, I tell the owner of this place how to do his job along with every other mod and his grandmothers beagle too and post on top of every one else's posts to be seen because that is my right and I love my bicycle although it hates me and me me me me or else!! That's why I post all the time, to be seen 'cause this is my site, like duh, and I like to see my own screen name everywhere as it makes me feel complete. Oh, there I am!!!! No, over here!! Peekaboo!! Rats, gone again! Now where's that Waldo??

No one likes me and it's a shame. I have no idea why, possibly because I'm an asshat that has fought with every single person on this site and for no apparent reason and I seemingly can't pull my elephantitis of the cranium from me not so appreciated except for behind my closed doors swollen prison sexed bum. Hey, it smells good up hear.

I will leave you now with an attention grabbing thread title that will encompass something some weeks old that only makes these dirty white trash filthy [censored] look like exactly that, dirty white trash filthy [censored] but I like 'em or else I wouldn't have posted this thread all excitable and sh!t, as if it were me that gave them permission to 'fight back."

Uh oh, I think since that this is my site , I'll go interfere in someone elses business yet once again, making headline news for the masses 'cause I'm a winner and I can do that!

Thanks for coming to see me. I'll be here all , well, the rest of my life.

[/LEFT]

roadhouse said:

I posted this exactly where I wanted too and it got the attention it deserved only form the wrong party as well as from the right one. I know how much you like playing up others to best yourself and kiss ass so it's kind of my own fault but nothing, not one word, was disconnected from what I wanted to achieve.

and I'm no phucking drug dealer and don't you ever phucking say so again, the next time I will hunt you down and kick your teeth right through the back of your phucking skull.

My apologies to everyone else on this site, that 'threat' is not a threat but a promise and a ban-able offense I'm certain at that but please know this is a one time thing and it stands alone.

Oh my gosh! What a stud! Did you become that way dealing drugs? You know, it's like Confucius said:[center]Once a scum bag drug dealer selling rot, always a scumbag drug dealer.[/center]

What I am is what I am, two wrongs don't make a right, three make me the last one standing.

roadhouse said:

brilliant. no, i changed my life and got away from all of that a long time ago which, btw, is why i can't stand your little pretty missy dan empfield butt buddy, phucktard has no business in The Ironman, he knows about as much about humanity as Freddy Krueger.

What I am is what I am, two wrongs don't make a right, three make me the last one standing.

What a hoot! How well did you do in the Ironman triathlon? No doubt your extensive triathlon experience qualifies you for just about all such competitions!

Does Dan Empfield also do run-on sentences? Was his comment re: Felt's white paper a cleverly disguised comment on humanity? How sneaky is that?! Does being a drug dealer qualify you as an expert on humanity?

Oh my gosh! There's so much to learn here! You're so brave to take the social stand that you're taking! It's amazing that you're able to shoulder the load on your own!

Someone is just mad because he hasn't heard any good Lance rumours in awhile.

TKOS said:

Someone is just mad because he hasn't heard any good Lance rumours in awhile.

I was wondering what her problem was...

alienator said:

Once again you demonstrate your inability to convey ideas in an intelligible fashion.

What are you talking about? Emerson himself couldn't have captured the essence of this thread as elegantly as the one who titled it.

frenchyge said:

What are you talking about? Emerson himself couldn't have captured the essence of this thread as elegantly as the one who titled it.

Hello I'm a psychiatrist and would like to offer my help to you should you want to discuss your psychoses. You are what we describe as 'publishing material'.

Aren't you the guy who got kicked off SlowTwitch about half a dozen times?

Quoted post said:

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Hello I'm a psychiatrist and would like to offer my help to you should you want to discuss your psychoses. You are what we describe as 'publishing material'.

Aren't you the guy who got kicked off SlowTwitch about half a dozen times?

It was either him or the panty wearing, kiddy fiddling, bmx freak that used to lurk on CF a while back.

Yes, I am the person who got kicked off of Slowtwitch. That was my fault as is this thread but I am not apologizing for anything.

Mods, can this be removed, please?