BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
It's been a week, so I think it's safe to assume that everyone who read your jokes has either committed suicide or run off to FaceBook to make sure you're not on their Like list. 😉
I think Mr. Bean can make laugh to anybody, his jokes are too good.To laugh is the best exercise a man can do to stay healthy. Although the jokes are stupid but to do stupidity one need a mind and i think Mr. Bean had a great talent to do so.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
