is it just me

bump cause there's a lady spammer in our midst, URBAN. kill her or i will..violently if you'd like. 😠

I love having people ride in front of me, I'm a wheel sucker par excellence.

taniwha said:

I love having people ride in front of me, I'm a wheel sucker par excellence.

What? Are you dee ranged? How in the hell can you ride with other people and not consider the ride a race and a statement about other cyclists? Gads, man. Now I know why it is you so enjoy playing at being a misbehaving ewe in need of punishment from the shepherd. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that you needed help, a little "push" from behind to get your leg over your bike before each ride. Next, I'll bet you'll admit to something even more humiliating, like enjoying the scenery when you ride and having fun.

It's people like you that make me hate people like you.

alienator said:

What? Are you dee ranged? How in the hell can you ride with other people and not consider the ride a race and a statement about other cyclists? Gads, man. Now I know why it is you so enjoy playing at being a misbehaving ewe in need of punishment from the shepherd. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that you needed help, a little "push" from behind to get your leg over your bike before each ride. Next, I'll bet you'll admit to something even more humiliating, like enjoying the scenery when you ride and having fun.

It's people like you that make me hate people like you.

fine, i'll give you that one Alienator but in all honesty i was about as serious as serious can get amongst us lower life forms which would be the non associated types of riders of the daily grind that supposedly make us worthwhile on a bike.
Alls i was saying is that i have yet to come across anyone who belongs in front of me, at my own absorvation of things. that only in other words means i've paid enough attention and i have been left with nothing but heartache at the thought that 'this is what cycling is today' along with no one to fear let alone respect on a bicycle.

truly, it's not about the bike.

hey, it's just how i see things.

Luckily, the vast majority of cyclists aren't like you and are likely fun to ride with.

alienator said:

What? Are you dee ranged? How in the hell can you ride with other people and not consider the ride a race and a statement about other cyclists? Gads, man. Now I know why it is you so enjoy playing at being a misbehaving ewe in need of punishment from the shepherd. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that you needed help, a little "push" from behind to get your leg over your bike before each ride. Next, I'll bet you'll admit to something even more humiliating, like enjoying the scenery when you ride and having fun.

It's people like you that make me hate people like you.

Hell, what's the matter with you fellas? What's wrong with riding behind and enjoying your fellow man's company? I do it all the time.

alienator said:

Luckily, the vast majority of cyclists aren't like you and are likely fun to ride with.

the vast maority of cyclists are just like you, not real cyclists. have your fun with those who own bicycles but get in my way and pay hell for it.

alienator said:

Luckily, the vast majority of cyclists aren't like you and are likely fun to ride with.

Pick me, pick me

taniwha said:

Pick me, pick me

yes alienator, pick her. you can pick flowers and snuggle on ya'lls ride.

roadhouse said:

the vast maority of cyclists are just like you, not real cyclists. have your fun with those who own bicycles but get in my way and pay hell for it.

Oh no! Another threat issued by Roadhouse from behind his computer! How scary!

alienator said:

Oh no! Another threat issued by Roadhouse from behind his computer! How scary!

a threat? who is it exactly that i would fear enough to announce a threat to? not your modern day cyclist, that's for sure and i really hope your panties didn't get too wet before you realized that i wasn't in the least bit interested in you...

roadhouse said:

yes alienator, pick her. you can pick flowers and snuggle on ya'lls ride.

I don't pick flowers, they bring me out in hives.
And would you like to join us and feel the love?

taniwha said:

Pick me, pick me

Pick you, you antipodal buggery master? Why? How do I know you're a real cyclist? How do I know you're not a figment of my computer's imagination after it developed self-awareness? Do you even know who Lance Armstrong is? I'll bet you don't even have a thong with his picture on it.

I'll think about it.

Say, do you happen to know if Nutella has any lubricity? I'm getting ready to watch Big Lance on YouTube, and.....well.....I need something kinda oily so that I don't chaffe any more.

taniwha said:

I don't pick flowers, they bring me out in hives.
And would you like to join us and feel the love?

You know, I've been meaning to say that the instruments with which you feel the love are a tad uncomfortable.

roadhouse said:

the vast maority of cyclists are just like you, not real cyclists. have your fun with those who own bicycles but get in my way and pay hell for it.

I'm mighty curious here. From reading this, unless I am mistaken, you are angry at those who own bicycles and aren't real cyclists.
So does owning a bike make you an unreal cyclist? do real cyclists not own bikes?
How do they get to ride then? Do they just steal them, borrow them or are lent them?
If that's the case, how do they ever achieve the perfect fit?

Quoted post said:

...but get in my way and pay hell for it.

Holy cow! I'll bet you're not only the fastest, most strongest rider in your mind but also most iron mannest person that can type on a keyboard! I'll bet that's why your the most favorite boy in the trailer park! Puss in Boots be damned: you're the goto guy now!

alienator said:

Pick you, you antipodal buggery master? Why? How do I know you're a real cyclist? How do I know you're not a figment of my computer's imagination after it developed self-awareness? Do you even know who Lance Armstrong is? I'll bet you don't even have a thong with his picture on it.

You truly take me for some kind of downunder hick don't you? I know who Lance Armstrong is. He was the first Man on the moon, it was him who said "One small step of me, one giant trip for mankind"

alienator said:

Say, do you happen to know if Nutella has any lubricity? I'm getting ready to watch Big Lance on YouTube, and.....well.....I need something kinda oily so that I don't chaffe any more.

Peanut butter is better. Make it smooth not crunchy.

taniwha said:

I'm mighty curious here. From reading this, unless I am mistaken, you are angry at those who own bicycles and aren't real cyclists.
So does owning a bike make you an unreal cyclist? do real cyclists not own bikes?
How do they get to ride then? Do they just steal them, borrow them or are lent them?
If that's the case, how do they ever achieve the perfect fit?

Yes, you're actually quite right. See, a person that owns a bicycle but isn't a real cyclist is what is called a "virtual cyclist." Although a virtual cyclist isn't real, he or she can be made real if, in the process, another real cyclist is destroyed. See, the Law of Conservation of Cyclists is inviolate, although sometimes it looks more bluish than violet. Often virtual cyclists become real near the Event Horizon of a black hole.

taniwha said:

You truly take me for some kind of downunder hick don't you? I know who Lance Armstrong is. He was the first Man on the moon, it was him who said "One small step of me, one giant trip for mankind"

Quite right. Here's a picture of him doing a commercial for MTV while he was on the moon: