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bite me

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  1. A guy walking down the street sees a girl with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey Miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
    "Are you nuts?!!", she replies and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
    "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
    "Listen you, I'm not that kind of women, got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again."Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?"
    She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay but not here, let's go in that dark alley over there."
    So they go ino the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them but not biting them.
    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks ""Well, are you gonna bite them or what?"
    "Nah, costs too much."

  2. xaxa
    very smart guy
    see this too The girlfriend

  3. hahahahaha...that's a good one!

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