Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said,
"Cripes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00,
I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars. As fast
as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and
completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud
applause. The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a
cheering crowd. "Wow, what happened?" asked his friend. "It was great!"
he said,
"I won first prize for best dried arrangement!"
;D