a man was walking through the woods on A cold winter day. he came across a bird on the ground shaking feverishly from the cold. he picked the bird up and carried it awhile until he saw a fresh steaming cow patty. he stuck the bird in it to keep him warm and left. the bird feeling the warmth of the patty reinvigorating his body started to sing joyfully. he sang loud and long. a fox nearby heard the singing bird and hunted him down. upon finding the bird he promptly ate him..
moral of the story.
if you are up to your neck in **** it's no time to sing about it..
