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"Just zis Guy, you know?" drew our attention to:-

Quoted message said:

When we've driven the last cyclist from his toe-hold on the street Let us not become complacent,
for the job is not complete There's another class of person lining up for our attention And he
bends and breaks the law in every way that you could mention: The pedestrian. His blind
insouciance is past endurance When it's WE who pay the taxes, pass the tests and buy insurance! We
are gentle, kind, forgiving, but he does his best to thwart us As the heart-arresting jaywalker or
traffic-jamming tortoise . . . We INVENTED good behaviour, he's determined to destroy it! And
don't tell me to stop ranting, it's my right! And I enjoy it!

(by Recumbentman - h2g2.comU208656Open ↗)

I couldn't bring myself to snip such art. I will now e mail it to cycling friends. Mike Sales

On Thu, 06 Feb 2003 20:07:07 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote:

Guy Chapman is a funny beast, Not a bit like you or me. He rode his 'bent (it's six foot long) And
crashed into a tree.

James

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On Sat, 08 Feb 2003 20:39:16 +0000, James Hodson <[email hidden]> wrote:

Balding Hodson came up with some verse To resist the Dark Side, but what's worse With his record of
loss If we make him cross He might try to pass on the curse!

p.s: please change your name to something which rhymes, unlike the dreaded Hermoniges Pthniggs.

Guy
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you know? said:

p.s: please change your name to something which rhymes, unlike the dreaded Hermoniges Pthniggs.

Hermoniges Pthniggs, kept pot-bellied pigs. His bike was an orange, and, err... um.

regards, Ian SMith
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Quoted message said:

you know? said:

p.s: please change your name to something which rhymes, unlike the dreaded Hermoniges Pthniggs.

Hermoniges Pthniggs, kept pot-bellied pigs. His bike was an orange, and, err... um.

which he road up the Blorenge? and forgot to pack his cigs?

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Blorenge is mountain in Wales. I considered "syringe" , but I couldn't figure out what to
do with it.

Eddie Dubourg said:

"Ian Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

you know? said:

p.s: please change your name to something which rhymes, unlike the dreaded Hermoniges
Pthniggs.

Hermoniges Pthniggs, kept pot-bellied pigs. His bike was an orange, and, err... um.

which he road up the Blorenge? and forgot to pack his cigs?

Hermoniges Pthniggs, wanted his cigs, 'cos he smoked like a chimney, and, err... um.

regards, Ian SMith
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Ian Smith said:

Hermoniges Pthniggs,

OK, here is chapter and verse:

There once was a man named Hermoniges Pthniggs Who lived in Kilburn in terrible digs He changed his
name to Eric Fruit And now it doesn't rhyme

(c) Spike Milligan (naturally)

Guy
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you know? said:

On Sat, 08 Feb 2003 20:39:16 +0000, James Hodson <[email hidden]> wrote:

Balding Hodson came up with some verse To resist the Dark Side, but what's worse With his record of
loss If we make him cross He might try to pass on the curse!

p.s: please change your name to something which rhymes, unlike the dreaded Hermoniges Pthniggs.

My name is James and am not balding. It's all gone now, it's really quite appaling. My GP said:
"Take some minoxidil, "It may not help, but at least you've got a pill."

The Bard

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"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Ian Smith said:

Hermoniges Pthniggs,

OK, here is chapter and verse:

There once was a man named Hermoniges Pthniggs Who lived in Kilburn in terrible digs He changed
his name to Eric Fruit And now it doesn't rhyme

(c) Spike Milligan (naturally)

With the footnote "Figs = fruit", from memory....

David E. Belcher

Dept. of Chemistry, University of York