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  1. Why should those bloody cyclists that don't pay road tax or buy expensive tax yielding petrol and
    ride on pavements and don't have lights at night and don't emit obnoxious fumes and pay parking
    fines and speed trap fines and take up good road space and are more healthy than me cos I can't walk
    10 yards without being out of breath besides most of them don't smoke - do you know how much tax us
    motorists pay why should they have anything cos they are all communists and closet gays and don't
    support Man U and ......................

    A. Bigot

  2. nobody760 wrote:

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    You forgot about ignoring red traffic lights, a shameful omission! ;-)

    Pete.
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    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email hidden]
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  3. Sorry meant to be in previous post Make this your New Year resolution.

  4. nobody760 said:

    Why should those bloody cyclists that don't pay road tax or buy expensive tax yielding petrol and
    ride on pavements and don't have lights at night and don't emit obnoxious fumes and pay parking
    fines and speed trap fines and take up good road space and are more healthy than me cos I can't
    walk 10 yards without being out of breath besides most of them don't smoke - do you know how much
    tax us motorists pay why should they have anything cos they are all communists and closet gays and
    don't support Man U and ......................

    Because they can?

    Tony

  5. "nobody760" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why should those bloody cyclists that don't pay road tax or buy expensive tax yielding petrol and
    ride on pavements and don't have lights at night


    and

    Quoted message said:

    don't emit obnoxious fumes and pay parking fines and speed trap fines and take up good road space
    and are more healthy than me cos I can't walk 10 yards without being out of breath besides most of
    them don't smoke - do


    you

    Quoted message said:

    know how much tax us motorists pay why should they have anything cos they are all communists and
    closet gays and don't support Man U and

    Why should we do what exactly?

    I'm afraid I've emitted a few obnoxious fumes in my time, too.

    A

  6. nobody760 said:

    Why should those bloody cyclists that don't pay road tax or buy expensive tax yielding petrol and
    ride on pavements and don't have lights at night and don't emit obnoxious fumes and pay parking
    fines and speed trap fines and take up good road space and are more healthy than me cos I can't
    walk 10 yards without being out of breath besides most of them don't smoke - do you know how much
    tax us motorists pay why should they have anything cos they are all communists and closet gays and
    don't support Man U and ......................

    A. Bigot

    Oh all right then. We'll ask Santa to bring you a recumbent trike if you behave yourself.

    John B

  7. "nobody760" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why should those bloody cyclists that don't pay road tax or buy expensive tax yielding petrol and
    ride on pavements and don't have lights at night


    and

    Quoted message said:

    don't emit obnoxious fumes and pay parking fines and speed trap fines and take up good road space
    and are more healthy than me cos I can't walk 10 yards without being out of breath besides most of
    them don't smoke - do


    you

    Quoted message said:

    know how much tax us motorists pay why should they have anything cos they are all communists and
    closet gays and don't support Man U and

    ..and get in the way of feckin scootorists coming up the outside of traffic "don't you know the
    outside is for _motor_cyclists!"

    as told to me today by a feckin scootorist....

    Rich

  8. Quoted message said:

    I'm afraid I've emitted a few obnoxious fumes in my time, too.

    Christmas lunch brussels sprouts are a killer for that.

    Cheers, helen s

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  9. On 19 Dec 2003 16:34:42 GMT, [email hidden]

    (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm afraid I've emitted a few obnoxious fumes in my time, too.

    Christmas lunch brussels sprouts are a killer for that.

    Oi, Simmons. NEVER take the mickey out of Brussels sprouts.

    An anoymous sprout lover. J

    --
    "Sorry mate, I didn't see you" is not a satisfactory excuse.

  10. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm afraid I've emitted a few obnoxious fumes in my time, too.

    Christmas lunch brussels sprouts are a killer for that.

    Note to self: Decline invitation to Christmas Lunch with the Simmons'

    Tony

  11. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Huh! Wouldn't invite you *anyway. Nyah, nyah, nyah! So there!

    Humph! helen s

    May the sprout wind corrode your nether regions.

    Tony

    P.S. What's Humph got to do with it - this isn't ISIHAC you know?

  12. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    ... but they do make me produce something that is not like Chanel No.5 ;-)

    Sprout No. PHwooor?

    Tony

  13. On 19 Dec 2003 18:14:50 GMT, in
    <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]

    (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) said:
    Quoted message said:

    Oi, Simmons. NEVER take the mickey out of Brussels sprouts.

    An anoymous sprout lover. J

    Oi! Hodders! I *love* brussels sprouts!

    ... but they do make me produce something that is not like Chanel No.5 ;-)

    And what a [censored] TV service that is!
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    Due to a typing error on the Children's Hospital menu Saturday evening now offers "Beef burger in a
    bum". Email: Put only the word "richard" before the @ sign.

  14. On 19 Dec 2003 18:14:50 GMT, [email hidden]

    (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) said:
    Quoted message said:

    Oi, Simmons. NEVER take the mickey out of Brussels sprouts.

    An anoymous sprout lover. J

    Oi! Hodders! I *love* brussels sprouts!

    ... but they do make me produce something that is not like Chanel No.5 ;-)

    Well, Simmers, so be it. Personally, I prefer BBCs 1 & 2 and the Discovery Channels ;-)

    James

    --
    "Sorry mate, I didn't see you" is not a satisfactory excuse.

  15. Tony Raven said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Huh! Wouldn't invite you *anyway. Nyah, nyah, nyah! So there!

    Humph! helen s

    May the sprout wind corrode your nether regions.

    Tony

    P.S. What's Humph got to do with it - this isn't ISIHAC you know?

    Have you a clue? If so, would you care to share it?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simon

    ;; Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Lusers are from Uranus.

  16. "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm afraid I've emitted a few obnoxious fumes in my time, too.

    Christmas lunch brussels sprouts are a killer for that.

    Q. What is the difference between brussel sprouts and bogies?

    R. You can't get kids to eat sprouts!

    Pete

  17. Simon Brooke said:


    Have you a clue? If so, would you care to share it?

    I'm sorry I haven't a clue

    Tony

  18. Tony Raven said:

    I'm sorry I haven't a clue

    Mornington Crescent, anyone?

    Guy
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    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    chapmancentral.demon.co.ukchapmancentral.demon.co.uk

  19. Just zis Guy said:
    Tony Raven said:

    I'm sorry I haven't a clue

    Mornington Crescent, anyone?

    I'm surprised at someone of your reputation using an opening manoeuvre which even a cursory
    examination of N F Stovold's classic text would show to be highly inappropriate in such a
    noble game.

    Mrs Trellis (North Wales)

  20. Just zis Guy said:
    Tony Raven said:

    I'm sorry I haven't a clue

    Mornington Crescent, anyone?

    Are we allowed to go down the up escalator at Kings Cross?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simon

    ;; Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Lusers are from Uranus.

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