A frog hops into a bank and is served by Patricia Whack, the bank clerk. The frog says "I'd like a loan please." "How much do you want to borrow?" "£20,000," says the frog. "can I take your name ?" says Patricia "Kermit Jagger, and my dad's name is Mick Jagger" Patty explains that he would need security against the loan, so the frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Very confused, patti goes to consult the manager. She says "there's a frog outside who wants to borrow £20,000, and he wants to use this elephant as collateral. I mean ,what the heck is it ?"
And the manager said.......
Just to spoil you fun I'm not going to tell you what the manager said for a few days, see if you can guess, all the clues are there.
