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  1. There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.After
    hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the
    other and said, "I'm chopping down thenext tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

  2. "Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.After
    hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls


    with

    Quoted message said:

    hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down thenext tree I see. I
    don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

    As the representative of BlondesUSA, I must protest your feeble attempt at humor at the expense
    of Blondes.

  3. "Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.After
    hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls


    with

    Quoted message said:

    hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down thenext tree I see. I
    don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

    What's really funny about this is Jan passing along "dumb blonde" jokes.

  4. "Nana Weedkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for


    a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Christmas tree.After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls


    with

    Quoted message said:

    hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping


    down

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    thenext tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

    What's really funny about this is Jan passing along "dumb blonde" jokes.

    She was hoping someone here would explain it to her.

    carabelli

  5. "carabelli" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Nana Weedkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching


    for

    Quoted message said:

    a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Christmas tree.After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close


    calls

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    with

    Quoted message said:

    hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping


    down

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    thenext tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

    What's really funny about this is Jan passing along "dumb blonde" jokes.

    She was hoping someone here would explain it to her.

    I hope she won't expect Atlas to explain it to her.

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Nana Weedkiller said:


    "Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.After
    hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls


    with

    Quoted message said:

    hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down thenext tree I see. I
    don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

    What's really funny about this is Jan passing along "dumb blonde" jokes.

    Oh, take a valium. It was a decent joke and at least I hadn't heard it before, which is unusual.

    -- David Wright :: alphabeta at prodigy.net These are my opinions only, but they're almost always
    correct. "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my
    shoulders." (Hal Abelson, MIT)

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