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Edward Dolan said:
"Tom Keats" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Edward Dolan said:> If you want good, solid info about cycling,
> there're the Ken Kifer, the Eternal Sheldon
> Brown, bicyclinglife.com, *penn.dot.org,
> BikeSense, Jeff Napier, momentumplanet.ca
> and How-Not-To-Get-Hit-By-Cars web sites.
There is not one damn thing I want to know about cycling. Hells Bells, I
already know everything there is to know.
You need to try your hand at BMX Flatland, or Street.
Not in this life time!
Why not? Go ahead and eat a peach.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:So do I. I've always wanted to, but I've
also always considered myself too tall and
too gawkily long-of-leg for it.
Jeez! Grow up why don't you?
There were a couple of times wherein I did
grow up. Y'know what I got out of it?
[censored] all.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Y'know what your problem is? Your like that kid
who didn't wanna fly with Peter Pan (he's the central
character in that whole tragic story BTW,) and to your
rue opted instead to remain safely at home. Now you're
bitter, chagrined, mad at Jym Dyer, and old and getting
older and increasingly effete. You've never embraced
Life. You're a scaredy-cat. Cowardice is your
Achilles' heel. You require an adventure. Get out and
do something. Now's a good time of year to plant
gladiolus bulbs. Maybe you'd get the opportunity to
chat with the lady who lives next-door. Remember that
flick: "Operation Petticoat?" (not the Johh Aston remake
but the orig Cary Grant one?) That crusty, mysogynistic
ol' engineer who uttered: "She's not just a woman -- she's
a Mechanic!"
The only thing I am looking forward to is ride in the hearse resting
comfortably in my coffin on the way to the local cemetery. Too bad I won't
be conscious to enjoy it however.
"Bang the drum slowly, and
play the fife lowly ..."
I've spent a lot of time at palliative bedsides watching
loved ones die, and your really pissing me off. If you
decide to die I'm gonna have to kick your ass with a pair
of double-soled Dayton Black Beauties. I'll boot you
around the block like a tin can.
Quoted message said:But hey, I appreciate all that good philosophy from a worker on the docks of
old Vancouver. But even so, eventually you get to the age where all you want
to do is die. Adventure is for the young.
Adventure is for the /alive/.
How dare you dis' laChaim?!
That is the worst blasphemy ever. And I've done a
lot of blasphemy myself.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Actually I'd wait 'til the next waxing new moon
before planting stuff.
You're not dead yet, so there's still a glimmer
of hope for you.
I like Ken Kifer's article about manufacturing
homemade panniers.
How can anybody be mad at Jym Dyer? That's like being
mad at Siddhata Guatama or Ed Sullivan or Dobie Gillis
or Al Hirt or Trini Lopez. Actually I'm a little mad
at Trini Lopez myself, but I'll get over it.
Jym Dyer needs to keep his trap shut about me if he has me in his kill-file.
How can he know what he is talking about unless he is reading my posts - and
I don't mean second hand either.
Quoted message said:Anyways the song of the day is: "What's Up" by
4 Non Blondes. Dedicated to good ol' Jym, and
the kid who didn't fly with Peter Pan (you) :-p
I suggest you read the Krakauer book "Into the Wild" or see the movie of the
same name. I almost was that central character (Chris McCandless) believe or
not when I was young. Yup, I wandered all over the country on a shoe string
for 10 years wondering what it would be like to live in various desolate
places. But, unlike Chris, I came to my senses in time.
Small Southern towns are great 'cuz you can
check-in with the Sheriff and bunk overnight
in the town jail fer free and maybe get a nice
home-cooked breakfast in the morning, including
a slab o' pie and an ass-kickin' mug o' coffee.
Quoted message said:An unchecked Romanticism can easily get you killed.
I hereby challenge you to a duet.
"I Only Have Eyes For You" at dawn.
Get your seconds to bring Egg McMuffins and hash browns,
and maple syrup to dip 'em in.
Then we'll see who gets killed. Heh.
Phffffft ... unchecked romanticism.
Gimme a break, why don'cha.
Meantime, I'll look-up that Krakauer "Into the Wild" thingie.
But I might intersperse it with "Falling Down" w/ Michael Douglas.
LaChaim,
Tom
--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
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