what the

The medical term for that thing on his face is "Beamon-oma." Beamonomas are
a malignant tumor of beamonocyts which are found predominantly on the lower
lips of cool upwardly mobile director sportifs. Despite many years of
intensive laboratory and clinical research, the sole effective cure is
surgical resection of the primary beamonoma before it achieves a thickness
greater than that deal Frank Zappa had goin' on.

"bar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

hell is that on his face?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2008/feb08/langkawi08/index.php?id=/photos/2008/feb08/langkawi08/langkawi085/DSC_4373

did someone smush a malaysian spider on his chin?

In article said:

The medical term for that thing on his face is "Beamon-oma." Beamonomas are
a malignant tumor of beamonocyts which are found predominantly on the lower
lips of cool upwardly mobile director sportifs. Despite many years of
intensive laboratory and clinical research, the sole effective cure is
surgical resection of the primary beamonoma before it achieves a thickness
greater than that deal Frank Zappa had goin' on.

In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length and
fullness.

--
tanx,
Howard

Whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?
He got an icepick
That made his ears burn.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Howard Kveck said:

In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length and
fullness.

Er, OK. http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg

Howard Kveck said:

Quoted message said:

In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length
and fullness.

Ted van de Weteringe said:

Er, OK. http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg

That one is quite full if not frontal.

Ted van de Weteringe said:

Howard Kveck said:

In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length and
fullness.

Er, OK.http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg

Hey now! No Dutchie divisiveness, please. I'm sure if you turned the
latter picture around the beard would look very similar to the
Beamonstrosity.

R

In article
<[email hidden]>,

bar said:

hell is that on his face?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2008/feb08/langkawi08/index.php?id=/photos/2008/feb08/langkawi08/langkawi085/DSC_4373

did someone smush a malaysian spider on his chin?

That's where the alien drilled into his head.
It will dry up and blow away soon, leaving
another host controlled by our new masters from Aldebaran.

--
Michael Press
The truth is ... now where did I put that.
Had it a minute ago.

bar said:

hell is that on his face?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2008/feb08/langkawi08/index.php?id=...

did someone smush a malaysian spider on his chin?

North Americans just can't do the facial hair thing correct.

Only someone like Fabio Sacchi can do it right.

Watch the dvd 'The Quest', even though Sacchi
didn't finish the Giro that year, he had the look nailed!

Fabrizio Mazzoleni said:

North Americans just can't do the facial hair thing correct.

Only someone like Fabio Sacchi can do it right.

Watch the dvd 'The Quest', even though Sacchi didn't finish the Giro that
year, he had the look nailed!

Salvatore Commesso used to just about pull it off too.

Michael Press said:

That's where the alien drilled into his head. It will dry up and blow away
soon, leaving another host controlled by our new masters from Aldebaran.

And if all the team riders are similarly equiped then they won't have to
worry about radios being banned.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Donald Munro said:

Howard Kveck said:

Quoted message said:

In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length
and fullness.

Ted van de Weteringe said:

Er, OK. http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg

That one is quite full if not frontal.

I somehow find it less objectionable than Beamon's.

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

Ryan Cousineau said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Donald Munro said:

Howard Kveck said:

> In other words, keep your chesterfield trimmed to a pre-hipster length
> and fullness.

Quoted message said:

Ted van de Weteringe said:

Er, OK.http://www.elicious.nl/wp/wp-images/articles/hipster.jpg

Quoted message said:

That one is quite full if not frontal.

I somehow find it less objectionable than Beamon's.

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden]://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

damn right ... cut that [censored] off

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=/photos/2008/mar08/taiwan08/taiwan085/7687_MilneCutGoatee_gcPhSpt

Donald Munro said:

Michael Press said:

That's where the alien drilled into his head. It will dry up and blow away
soon, leaving another host controlled by our new masters from Aldebaran.

And if all the team riders are similarly equiped then they won't have to
worry about radios being banned.

http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn13449