Bicycle Humour

google said:

I love cycling humour. I found a great collection of it here:
http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

Great, Great link! Damn near ruined a keyboard several times!

Quoted message said:

I love cycling humour. I found a great collection of it here:http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

Should not
Have more pictures of your bike than any loved one.
read
Have more pictures of your bike than any OTHER loved one. ?

Quoted message said:

I love cycling humour.  I found a great collection of it here:http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

If I do say so myself: http://sheldonbrown.com/humor

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Sheldon Brown said:

Quoted message said:

I love cycling humour. I found a great collection of it
here:http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

If I do say so myself: http://sheldonbrown.com/humor

I especially liked the one from 4/1/6.

John Kane said:

Quoted message said:

I love cycling humour. I found a great collection of it
here:http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

Should not
Have more pictures of your bike than any loved one.
read
Have more pictures of your bike than any OTHER loved one. ?

Some at
http://www.bikereader.com/solo/cycling.html

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Mike Kruger
Say not always what you know, but always know what you say.
Claudius; 10 BC-AD 54, Roman Emperor

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I love cycling humour. I found a great collection of it
here:http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

Anyone know any other good cycling jokes / stories ?

Should not
Have more pictures of your bike than any loved one.
read
Have more pictures of your bike than any OTHER loved one. ?

makes sense either way. as long as the second one has a question mark.

The scientific community would be real interested in Sheldon Brown's
"Geomagnetic Booster". Quantum physics implies that magnetic monopoles
could exist, and here some back-water cyclist has not only proven, but
artificially created them? :-3)>

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The scientific community would be real interested in Sheldon Brown's
"Geomagnetic Booster". Quantum physics implies that magnetic monopoles
could exist, and here some back-water cyclist has not only proven, but
artificially created them? :-3)>

Who are you calling a "back-water cyclist"?