Guess who!

That is just his stunt double.

This picture appeared on VeloNews under their photo contest. Anyway, the cutline under the thumbnail said something like, "Lance enjoys RAGBRI," and I looked at the thumbnail and couldn't figure out who was Lance. Even when I opened up the bigger pic I couldn't figure out who he was for a few seconds.

He seems to be exhibiting some of the characteristics of prolonged steroid use- redistribution of body fat, moon face, buffalo hump and truncal obesity. It must be down to all that stuff he took for his saddle sores. Thank goodness he had a tue cert. for it or people might have got suspicious.

Here's a pic they wouldn't allow over at DPF.

I guess that's why he's wearing the yellow bandana - to make sure he gets recognized.

Has anyone else noticed that there are no brakes on his bike??😕

Well no calipers at least.

Crankyfeet said:

Has anyone else noticed that there are no brakes on his bike??😕

Well no calipers at least.

Looks like disk brakes on the rear at least.

helmutRoole2 said:

Holy poo poo. Didn't he say that he'd never get out of shape, or words to that effect.

What a [censored] slob.

Anyone notice that Lance is riding past a trailer park ? He must have been dropping in on one of his girlfriends...... perhaps Britney ?

helmutRoole2 said:

Holy poo poo. Didn't he say that he'd never get out of shape, or words to that effect.

What a [censored] slob.

Well, he looks pretty much in shape for an average, retired, middle-age man.

Lance haters. Time to get a life. LOL Let it go.....

azdroptop said:

Lance haters. Time to get a life. LOL Let it go.....

Hating Lance is our life...and we've had no paparazzi shots for like weeks it seems like...thanks Helmut for finding something for us to feed on...😉

azdroptop said:

Lance haters. Time to get a life. LOL Let it go.....

Hate is such a mild word to use for the way I feel about Lance. As to getting a life, I had one, but traded it in on a [censored]' 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

nns1400 said:

Hating Lance is our life...and we've had no paparazzi shots for like weeks it seems like...thanks Helmut for finding something for us to feed on...😉

Are you feedin' off picture one..or picture two???

And will you guys quit the winkin' and get a room.🙄

Oh man. He looks to be about my size now. Except I am about six years older and I've never weighed my food.

He has more in common with the Cannibal than I thought.

thoughtforfood said:

Hate is such a mild word to use for the way I feel about Lance. As to getting a life, I had one, but traded it in on a [censored]' 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

the movie...NAME THE MOVIE!!!!!

Proof once again that unless you have the nickname "Cipo", you run a serious risk of looking like a tool by going sleeveless on a bike.

Yeah. But Commesso's rolled up sleaves are pretty cool. I couldn't pull that off.

Frigo's Luggage said:

Yeah. But Commesso's rolled up sleaves are pretty cool. I couldn't pull that off.

Italians can pull it off. Americans look like they might stop at the first trailer park, guzzle a few cans of PBR, and give some random woman a beat down.

Judging by the lack of a tan line, I'd say he doesn't ride with sleeves too much these days, if he's riding much at all.

Looks like he's struggling a bit with the deep breaths on the flats as well.😄