Just past Webb St, on my way to the Princess Highway along South Gippsland highway I was near
deathed by a white fairlane travelling at about 100km. Firstly. might I say that he defintely had
clear view of me when approaching and I suspect that he momentarily thought the idea entertaining to
his meek existence. But if I had been scuffled by a piece of wind or dodged half a foot a piece of
debris such as glass, he may well ahve collected me and I very well would ahve died.
Those of you here probably familiar with the surge of anger ensuing and the Natural Born Killer
flickers of bloody and murderous vengeance.
Noting the 1km trail of cars banked up on the other side of the road I crossed the median strip and
pursued my destination on the wrong side of the road, feeling much safer being able to discern my
prospective my murderers before they passed me. However I decided, for moderate necessity to ride up
the middle of the 1km/hr jammed traffic and was stunned to find about one in
what happens to you when you ride up the middle of us like that - you get hit by us". Seeing
narrowed gaps ahead, I kid you not, some of these drivers would deliberately clsoe my gap so in the
final call I had to get right over the right side of the road and bunny hop onto the sidewalk, which
in this case was unkept paddock grass.
I don't think there was anyother way to get from this road to dandenong station or on to the
dandenong creek to Carrum.
But I conclude with some inferential certainty that what we have here are cases i nhistiry where
drivers ahve behaved precisely this way and actually killed the rider, getting off clean because the
rider was on the wrong side of the road. But the same wouldn't apply for a pedestrian right? This is
the problem, bicyclists, for their own safety must be catorgorised in this part as pedestrians,
differing only in matters of helmet mandates and night lights.