Preparing a Homosexual Turkey

Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving. I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.

*snip juvenile tripe

Wow, the kids get longer and longer Thanksgiving breaks with each
passing year.

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:06:40 -0600, [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving.

Are you sure there will be no jealousy involved? How kewl!

Quoted message said:

I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.

Whew! That takes a load off my mind. It will be a big love fest
after 4 or 5 bottles of wine are killed.

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After they cum to my party, I plan to wine and dine them, and follow
the dinner by a gay sex orgy. I have already ordered three matching
king size mattresses to place on the floor surrounding the table.

Comfort matters!

Quoted message said:

My dinner will consist of the traditional Thanksgiving foods,
including a large homosexual turkey. I have already found the perfect
turkey, and he's large and definately gay.

If it's not gay, let's hope at that at the very least - it's festive.

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While I intend to prepare
the turkey in the usual manner, I want to add a full cup of my own cum
(semen) to the dressing. I have been saving that cum for a few weeks
now and it's ready to season the meal for all 12 of my gay lovers. (I
have one for each month, and being a Christian man, I call them my 12
apostles).

Oh, cum on.... you don't have a Baker's Dozen?

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I am asking this message because I don't want the dressing to be too
wet or too dry, and I want to insert the dressing up the turkey's
[censored], for special effect. Since I am adding this cum, should I
increase or decrease the amount of liquids in the dressing?

Prepare the dressing you want to shove up your turkey's ass according
to the directions you found in your favorite cookbook.

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Also, what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

A huge spoon is the usual insertion tool, unless you opt to use your
(hygienically gloved) hand.

HTH

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Also, what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

A huge spoon is the usual insertion tool, unless you opt to use your
(hygienically gloved) hand.

HTH

Now it just may be me, but i don't think that I have ever seen a
dressed turkey with an ass hole. I think this young lad will just have
to stuff the turkey , through the large gaping hole where the ass hole
use to be.

TOMTOM THE PREVERT;;

SO YOU GONNA HAVE A ORGE.,!? YOU AINT EVEN GOTA DOZIN BRANE CELLS MUCH LESS
GIRLYFRENDS;:,

A COUPEL TURKY LEGS IS ALL '"YOU'" GONNA NEED,'"

DONT BE PUTIN NO MORE TRASH ON THIS HEAR COOKIN WEB CIBER CITE;,

FATTY

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Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving. I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.
After they cum to my party, I plan to wine and dine them, and follow
the dinner by a gay sex orgy. I have already ordered three matching
king size mattresses to place on the floor surrounding the table.

My dinner will consist of the traditional Thanksgiving foods,
including a large homosexual turkey. I have already found the perfect
turkey, and he's large and definately gay. While I intend to prepare
the turkey in the usual manner, I want to add a full cup of my own cum
(semen) to the dressing. I have been saving that cum for a few weeks
now and it's ready to season the meal for all 12 of my gay lovers. (I
have one for each month, and being a Christian man, I call them my 12
apostles).

I am asking this message because I don't want the dressing to be too
wet or too dry, and I want to insert the dressing up the turkey's
[censored], for special effect. Since I am adding this cum, should I
increase or decrease the amount of liquids in the dressing? Also,
what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

Sincerely,

Tom-E-Gay

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:06:40 -0600, [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving. I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.
After they cum to my party, I plan to wine and dine them, and follow
the dinner by a gay sex orgy. I have already ordered three matching
king size mattresses to place on the floor surrounding the table.

My dinner will consist of the traditional Thanksgiving foods,
including a large homosexual turkey. I have already found the perfect
turkey, and he's large and definately gay. While I intend to prepare
the turkey in the usual manner, I want to add a full cup of my own cum
(semen) to the dressing. I have been saving that cum for a few weeks
now and it's ready to season the meal for all 12 of my gay lovers. (I
have one for each month, and being a Christian man, I call them my 12
apostles).

I am asking this message because I don't want the dressing to be too
wet or too dry, and I want to insert the dressing up the turkey's
[censored], for special effect. Since I am adding this cum, should I
increase or decrease the amount of liquids in the dressing? Also,
what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

Sincerely,

Tom-E-Gay

Holy [censored], this sounds like Tedw is preparing a huge Thanksgiving
party this year. He should have signed it Ted-W-Gay though.

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Turkeys Anonymous will hold their annual meeting this year. The same
as their annual meeting every Thanksgiving. Meeting starts at 5pm.

Quoted message said:

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:06:40 -0600, [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving. I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.
After they cum to my party, I plan to wine and dine them, and follow
the dinner by a gay sex orgy. I have already ordered three matching
king size mattresses to place on the floor surrounding the table.

My dinner will consist of the traditional Thanksgiving foods,
including a large homosexual turkey. I have already found the perfect
turkey, and he's large and definately gay. While I intend to prepare
the turkey in the usual manner, I want to add a full cup of my own cum
(semen) to the dressing. I have been saving that cum for a few weeks
now and it's ready to season the meal for all 12 of my gay lovers. (I
have one for each month, and being a Christian man, I call them my 12
apostles).

I am asking this message because I don't want the dressing to be too
wet or too dry, and I want to insert the dressing up the turkey's
[censored], for special effect. Since I am adding this cum, should I
increase or decrease the amount of liquids in the dressing? Also,
what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

Sincerely,

Tom-E-Gay

Holy [censored], this sounds like Tedw is preparing a huge Thanksgiving
party this year. He should have signed it Ted-W-Gay though.

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Turkeys Anonymous will hold their annual meeting this year. The same
as their annual meeting every Thanksgiving. Meeting starts at 5pm.

How do you determine whether a turkey is a homosexual?

Quoted message said:

How do you determine whether a turkey is a homosexual/

Cuz it is a gobbler!
Jimbo

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On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:06:40 -0600, [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

I am going to be inviting all my homosexual lovers over for
Thanksgiving. I plan to prepare an exquisite meal with lots of wine.
After they cum to my party, I plan to wine and dine them, and follow
the dinner by a gay sex orgy. I have already ordered three matching
king size mattresses to place on the floor surrounding the table.

My dinner will consist of the traditional Thanksgiving foods,
including a large homosexual turkey. I have already found the perfect
turkey, and he's large and definately gay. While I intend to prepare
the turkey in the usual manner, I want to add a full cup of my own cum
(semen) to the dressing. I have been saving that cum for a few weeks
now and it's ready to season the meal for all 12 of my gay lovers. (I
have one for each month, and being a Christian man, I call them my 12
apostles).

I am asking this message because I don't want the dressing to be too
wet or too dry, and I want to insert the dressing up the turkey's
[censored], for special effect. Since I am adding this cum, should I
increase or decrease the amount of liquids in the dressing? Also,
what it the best means to inject the dressing up the [censored]?

Sincerely,

Tom-E-Gay

Holy [censored], this sounds like Tedw is preparing a huge Thanksgiving
party this year. He should have signed it Ted-W-Gay though.

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Turkeys Anonymous will hold their annual meeting this year. The same
as their annual meeting every Thanksgiving. Meeting starts at 5pm.

How do you determine whether a turkey is a homosexual?

When yew gargel his nuts! ;o)