What I won't be having for Thanksgiving

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the gluttony of
Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They sound disgusting. I
guess they sell well as a gag gift?

Cindi

Quoted message said:

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones
news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

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"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the gluttony of
Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They sound disgusting. I
guess they sell well as a gag gift?

Cindi

Quoted message said:

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones
news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

--
Dan Goodman
"You, each of you, have some special wild cards. Play with them.
Find out what makes you different and better. Because it is there,
if only you can find it." Vernor Vinge, _Rainbows End_
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Cindi - HappyMamatoThree said:

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

Quoted message said:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Quoted message said:

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

Quoted message said:

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the gluttony of
Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They sound disgusting. I
guess they sell well as a gag gift?

.... gag in the literal sense... hehe

Cindi - HappyMamatoThree said:

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

Quoted message said:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Quoted message said:

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

Quoted message said:

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the gluttony of
Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They sound disgusting. I
guess they sell well as a gag gift?

.... gag in the literal sense... hehe

Cindi - HappyMamatoThree said:

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water,
said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors
of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme
packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum,
Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will
have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the
gluttony of Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They
sound disgusting. I guess they sell well as a gag gift?

My guess: Some people buy them with the intention of taking the dare
of drinking them. Some buy them as gag gifts. Some look at them, and
buy less challenging flavors of Jones Soda instead.

And people remember the brand name.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a
Jones news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

--
Dan Goodman
"You, each of you, have some special wild cards. Play with them.
Find out what makes you different and better. Because it is there,
if only you can find it." Vernor Vinge, _Rainbows End_
Journal http://dsgood.livejournal.com
Futures http://dangoodman.livejournal.com
mirror: http://dsgood.insanejournal.com
Links http://del.icio.us/dsgood

Cindi - HappyMamatoThree said:

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water,
said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors
of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme
packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum,
Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will
have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

I guess if you want a good purge three or four days before the
gluttony of Thanksgiving then these might just do the trick. They
sound disgusting. I guess they sell well as a gag gift?

My guess: Some people buy them with the intention of taking the dare
of drinking them. Some buy them as gag gifts. Some look at them, and
buy less challenging flavors of Jones Soda instead.

And people remember the brand name.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a
Jones news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

--
Dan Goodman
"You, each of you, have some special wild cards. Play with them.
Find out what makes you different and better. Because it is there,
if only you can find it." Vernor Vinge, _Rainbows End_
Journal http://dsgood.livejournal.com
Futures http://dangoodman.livejournal.com
mirror: http://dsgood.insanejournal.com
Links http://del.icio.us/dsgood

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones
news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

You can enjoy last years holiday pack vicariously thorough this intrepid
fellow:

"Dan Goodman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE - It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly
Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones
news release noted.
http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/266965.html

You can enjoy last years holiday pack vicariously thorough this intrepid
fellow:

Dan Goodman said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE — It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly

Ham soda.

Life imitates art.

Lyrics for "Pork Soda" by the band Primus:

<q>

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was
burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time
you get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your
family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can
you do? What can you do?

[CHORUS]
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have
that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that
goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

[CHORUS]

I like Kansas wine...

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your
girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean...(blah blah blah)

</q>

- http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Primus/Pork-Soda.html

Same-name album: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_Soda

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Dan Goodman said:

Via the Drudge Report:

SEATTLE — It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it
carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said
Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey
and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for
Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas
Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly

Ham soda.

Life imitates art.

Lyrics for "Pork Soda" by the band Primus:

<q>

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was
burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time
you get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your
family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can
you do? What can you do?

[CHORUS]
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have
that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that
goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

[CHORUS]

I like Kansas wine...

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your
girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean...(blah blah blah)

</q>

- http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Primus/Pork-Soda.html

Same-name album: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_Soda

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