Miss Ann Thrope

Oops!!!

This was dumb. I posted it to the wrong place.

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Lewis.

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"Lewis Campbell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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Here's a digest featuring the best of Miss Anne Thor^H^Hrope's best

material

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for 2003. Enjoy ...

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What is it about bagpipers that makes them such anal retentive, jerk offs? Look, if I need advice
about being cheap, or how to water down the whiskey I give to my guests.......I'll let you know.
Until then Scott, sit there quietly until we need a man in a skirt, to laugh a

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there are times that I really just want some good running advice without being called an [censored]

I was going to suggest that it would be easier for you to post more intelligently, to avoid being
called an [censored]. Then I realised how wrong I was.

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Jogging on a treadmill is only comparable to jogging outside........ if you move the treadmill
outside. Otherwise it's comparable to jogging in the living room of your double-wide. You're on a
treadmill to oblivion.
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(Fox Attacks Jogger )

Is anyone surprised by this? I think everyone already knows that a fox's diet consists largely of
rodents, and vermin.

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If Thad spent as much time trying to get his wife to "peak" every couple of weeks, as he does his
jogging, he wouldn't keep finding the mailman's support hose under the bed.
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Subject: Re: What is a Hill?

What is a hill?! Folks, this is why we must never consider Canada a world power. At least not
until they weed out the flatliner's from the merely dull-witted.
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Re: Forced bathroom breaks while running Is an activity where you [censored] yourself 20% of the time,
really worth pursuing?
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Subject: Re: Jogger Attacked By Cow Cows are amazingly good judges of one's character. And after
all, it was only a broken pelvis. No foul.

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Subject: Leg fatigue

The only thing I would suggest, is to stop being such a whiny putz. Either learn to jog on your
hands, or deal with your spaghetti legs. Sore legs on a jogger, are as common as genital warts on
a hooker. And you never hear THEM complain!
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Subject: Re: does marijuana affect running performance?

It seems to me that a pot smoker would be too smart to jog. Maybe I'm wrong. Cough, cough.
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Subject: The second research in english on hypergravity training ...

Juicy, If you could figure out a way to make this hypergravity contraption of yours into a marital
aid, you wouldn't have to keep begging these

douchebag

frustrated,

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insatiable housewives listening to you.

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Subject: Treadmill World Records Who went nowhere the fastest?

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Subject: songs for running "I've got you under my wheels" by Alice Cooper? That was the song that
was playing on my pick up truck's 8 track player, the last time I ran over a jogger.

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GPS is useful in two ways. It not only tells the jogger where he/she has just been, but also
informs the user instantly, of the exact location of the biggest ego-centric, oxygen deprived,
mouth breather, in town.
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Re: very wide feet- very narrow heel www.clownshoes.com
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Re: my foot falls asleep Because your foot thinks you're a bore, too.
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Re: Check out Howtostretch.com! And for the rest of you who didn't learn these basic jogging
skills, other websites of interest may be viewed at: www.howtosocializedespitebeingajogger.com ,
www.howtoconvincegirlsthatjoggersarecool.com , and www.howtorunawayfromabully.com

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Re: Cramps during Marathon It could have something to do with the voodoo doll I crafted, in your
likeness. Send me fifty bucks, and I'll pull the needles out of it's crotch.
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Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflordOpen ↗

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Lewis.

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Lewis Campbell said:

Oops!!!

This was dumb. I posted it to the wrong place.

Yes it was.

----- Original Message ----- From: "Lewis Campbell" <[email hidden]> Newsgroups: rec.running
Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 8:55 PM Subject: Re: Miss Ann Thrope

Quoted message said:

Oops!!!

This was dumb. I posted it to the wrong place.

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Lewis.

I thought it was rather funny.
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Just a thought JerryB
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GoLeafsGo!

In article said:

Lewis Campbell said:

Oops!!!

This was dumb. I posted it to the wrong place.

Yes it was.

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to read
your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that even as
a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflordOpen ↗

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to read
your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that even
as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew anything
at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to read me,
since they can still just skip over it. However, people like yourself who need a good whippin' seem
drawn to me for the abuse they crave. Being excluded from those awards, and even from runner-up is
somehow supposed to be an insult, but being specifically left out gives me far more attention than
winning any or all would, and I consider it a higher honor to be excluded rather than included.

"Greeeeeeeeeeen acres is the place for me, farm livin' is the life for
me. Land speadin' out so far and wide, darlin' luvme just give me that countryside....

Why were there no sheepies on Green acres?

TM said:

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to
read your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that
even as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew
anything at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to
read me, since they can still just skip over it. However, people like yourself who need a good
whippin' seem drawn to me for the abuse they crave. Being excluded from those awards, and even from
runner-up is somehow supposed to be an insult, but being specifically left out gives me far more
attention than winning any or all would, and I consider it a higher honor to be excluded rather
than included.

In article said:

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to
read your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that
even as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew
anything at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to
read me, since they can still just skip over it.

It makes you harder to killfile, which is why you do it.

Imagine for a moment an aging comedian who is uninspired and has no new material, and simply repeats
the old jokes. At first, his fellow comedians regard him sympathetically, and even consider the
possibility of helping him find new material (like Roger's posts earlier this year), but eventually,
when he bills himself under a different name (knowing that any name would be better than his own)
each show and patrons find out it's the same guy, and when he shows up to his shows drunk, and even
forgets the punch lines from his old jokes -- not only is he not funny anymore, he's not even an
object of sympathy. At this stage, he is merely an object of scorn and derision. Just like you.

Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflordOpen ↗

Donovan Rebbechi said:

It makes you harder to killfile, which is why you do it.

Yet you could still NOT read me, but you choose to anyway. Why is that?

Quoted message said:

Imagine for a moment an aging comedian who is uninspired and has no new material, and simply
repeats the old jokes. At first, his fellow comedians regard him sympathetically, and even consider
the possibility of helping him find new material (like Roger's posts earlier this year), but
eventually, when he bills himself under a different name (knowing that any name would be better
than his own) each show and patrons find out it's the same guy, and when he shows up to his shows
drunk, and even forgets the punch lines from his old jokes -- not only is he not funny anymore,
he's not even an object of sympathy. At this stage, he is merely an object of scorn and derision.
Just like you.

Were you the one who threw the rotten egg? That was really low...

In article said:

Lewis Campbell said:

Oops!!!

This was dumb. I posted it to the wrong place.

Yes it was.

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to read
your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that even as
a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflordOpen ↗

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to read
your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that even
as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew anything
at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to read me,
since they can still just skip over it. However, people like yourself who need a good whippin' seem
drawn to me for the abuse they crave. Being excluded from those awards, and even from runner-up is
somehow supposed to be an insult, but being specifically left out gives me far more attention than
winning any or all would, and I consider it a higher honor to be excluded rather than included.

"Greeeeeeeeeeen acres is the place for me, farm livin' is the life for
me. Land speadin' out so far and wide, darlin' luvme just give me that countryside....

Why were there no sheepies on Green acres?

TM said:

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to
read your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that
even as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew
anything at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to
read me, since they can still just skip over it. However, people like yourself who need a good
whippin' seem drawn to me for the abuse they crave. Being excluded from those awards, and even from
runner-up is somehow supposed to be an insult, but being specifically left out gives me far more
attention than winning any or all would, and I consider it a higher honor to be excluded rather
than included.

In article said:

Donovan Rebbechi said:

You're just jealous (of Anne) because you're a lousy troll who needs to morph to get anyone to
read your drivel. What's truly pitiful about the morphing is that it's an implicit admission that
even as a troll, you're a failure. That is why you'll never be troll of the year.

First off, I am the first, the original, the best troll on the internet. Statues crumble for me.
Anne has as many people blocking it as I do. My morphing is all in a days work, if you knew
anything at all you'd know that. Anne is no pro, not even a beginner. My morphing forces nobody to
read me, since they can still just skip over it.

It makes you harder to killfile, which is why you do it.

Imagine for a moment an aging comedian who is uninspired and has no new material, and simply repeats
the old jokes. At first, his fellow comedians regard him sympathetically, and even consider the
possibility of helping him find new material (like Roger's posts earlier this year), but eventually,
when he bills himself under a different name (knowing that any name would be better than his own)
each show and patrons find out it's the same guy, and when he shows up to his shows drunk, and even
forgets the punch lines from his old jokes -- not only is he not funny anymore, he's not even an
object of sympathy. At this stage, he is merely an object of scorn and derision. Just like you.

Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi pegasus.rutgers.edu~elflordOpen ↗

Donovan Rebbechi said:

It makes you harder to killfile, which is why you do it.

Yet you could still NOT read me, but you choose to anyway. Why is that?

Quoted message said:

Imagine for a moment an aging comedian who is uninspired and has no new material, and simply
repeats the old jokes. At first, his fellow comedians regard him sympathetically, and even consider
the possibility of helping him find new material (like Roger's posts earlier this year), but
eventually, when he bills himself under a different name (knowing that any name would be better
than his own) each show and patrons find out it's the same guy, and when he shows up to his shows
drunk, and even forgets the punch lines from his old jokes -- not only is he not funny anymore,
he's not even an object of sympathy. At this stage, he is merely an object of scorn and derision.
Just like you.

Were you the one who threw the rotten egg? That was really low...