Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials such as: 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing' 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'
[1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3] [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote. -- Andrew Muzi www.yellowjersey.org Open every day since 1 April, 1971
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:37:36 -0500, A Muzi <[email hidden]>
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Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials such as: 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing' 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'
[1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3] [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.
Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials such as: 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing' 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk' [1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3] [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
still me said:
You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.
Thanks! I always wanted a passing grade in English Comp -- Andrew Muzi www.yellowjersey.org Open every day since 1 April, 1971
Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials such as: 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing' 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'
Is not excessive alcohol consumption the reason so many UW freshman [1] flunk out the first semester?
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[1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3] [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
[2]
[1] Do we have to call them "freshpersons" to be politically correct?
[2] Cool.
-- Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia When did ignorance of biology become a "family value"?
Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials such as: 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing' 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk' [1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3] [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
still me said:
You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.
Thanks! I always wanted a passing grade in English Comp
Now Andrew can go work for the WSJ [1].
[1] Wisconsin State Journal, not Wall Street Journal.
-- Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia When did ignorance of biology become a "family value"?