Wayne Boatwright?!?!?

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed by
his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

df said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed by
his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

I, on the other hand am happy to see him back. I would prefer the joke
of the day [censored] to be dead instead....

df <[email hidden]> dropped this news:[email hidden]:
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Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed
by his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

Unfortunately for you, that did not happen. Fortunately, for the rest of
us degenerates, he has returned.

Michael

--
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannize their teachers.
- Socrates

to email: dog3 at charter dot net

Goomba38 said:

df said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being
processed by his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates
should be!

df

I, on the other hand am happy to see him back. I would prefer the joke
of the day [censored] to be dead instead....

What a horrible thing to say.

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 10:17:02a, Andy meant to say...

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Regretfully, from your long absence, CotD #1 relieved you of your CotD #3
duties. Yeah, [censored] me off too!

No matter. Nice to see you back.

Got any late & great recipes?

All the best,

Andy

Thanks, Andy. It was a necessary absence, but I'm glad to be back.

--
Wayne Boatwright
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The meek are getting ready.

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 03:35:45p, Michael "Dog3" meant to say...

Quoted message said:

df <[email hidden]> dropped this news:[email hidden]:
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Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed
by his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

Unfortunately for you, that did not happen. Fortunately, for the rest of
us degenerates, he has returned.

Michael

Thank you, Michael!

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

The meek are getting ready.

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 03:20:23p, Goomba38 meant to say...

Quoted message said:

df said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed

by

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

I, on the other hand am happy to see him back. I would prefer the joke
of the day [censored] to be dead instead....

Thanks, Goomba! And...I agree.

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

The meek are getting ready.

jmcquown said:

Goomba38 said:

I, on the other hand am happy to see him back. I would prefer the joke
of the day [censored] to be dead instead....

What a horrible thing to say.

Methinks you had another reading comprehension brain-fart. Have
you tried Gas-X for this reoccurring problem?

-sw

Wayne Boatwright said:

Thanks, Andy. It was a necessary absence, but I'm glad to be back.

But... how do we *know* you're the real Wayne Boatright, and you
haven't been subjected to some sort of alien abduction and
probing?

-sw

Sqertz said:

Methinks you had another reading comprehension brain-fart. Have
you tried Gas-X for this reoccurring problem?

-sw

Ha! Imposter! Steve Wertz signs himself as "Sqwertz"
not "Sqertz".

Mark Thorson said:

Sqertz said:

Methinks you had another reading comprehension brain-fart. Have
you tried Gas-X for this reoccurring problem?

Ha! Imposter! Steve Wertz signs himself as "Sqwertz"
not "Sqertz".

These Usenet transmissions from far beneath the surface of Mars
are often garbled. I have my best Martians working on the
problem.

-sw

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 06:42:36p, Sqwertz meant to say...

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

Thanks, Andy. It was a necessary absence, but I'm glad to be back.

But... how do we *know* you're the real Wayne Boatright, and you
haven't been subjected to some sort of alien abduction and
probing?

-sw

Well, Steve, I probably was, but I don't remember. They do that to you, ya
know?

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

The meek are getting ready.

Wayne Boatwright said:

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 06:42:36p, Sqwertz meant to say...

Quoted message said:

But... how do we *know* you're the real Wayne Boatright, and you
haven't been subjected to some sort of alien abduction and
probing?

Well, Steve, I probably was, but I don't remember. They do that to you, ya
know?

I forgot about that. I saw those in 'Men In Black'. I'd love to
have one of those things.

-sw

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 08:07:49p, Sqwertz meant to say...

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 06:42:36p, Sqwertz meant to say...

Quoted message said:

But... how do we *know* you're the real Wayne Boatright, and you
haven't been subjected to some sort of alien abduction and probing?

Well, Steve, I probably was, but I don't remember. They do that to
you, ya know?

I forgot about that. I saw those in 'Men In Black'. I'd love to
have one of those things.

-sw

Ya know, come to think about it, I kinda remember that the probing was fun.
:-)

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

The meek are getting ready.

Michael \'Dog3\ said:

df <[email hidden]> dropped this news:[email hidden]:
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Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Wayne Boatwright?

As I live and breathe.

So someone finally paid the ransom???

Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed
by his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

Unfortunately for you, that did not happen. Fortunately, for the rest of
us degenerates, he has returned.

Who the hell is that df and why should anyone care what s/he thinks?

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Oh pshaw, on Sat 20 Oct 2007 08:41:54p, meant to say...

Quoted message said:

Michael \'Dog3\ said:

df <[email hidden]> dropped this news:[email hidden]:
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Quoted message said:

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:17:02 -0500, Andy wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright?
>
> As I live and breathe.
>
> So someone finally paid the ransom???
>
> Glad to see you back.

Speak for yourself. Darn, I was hoping he was dead and being processed
by his local Special Victims Unit/CIS as all degenerates should be!

df

Unfortunately for you, that did not happen. Fortunately, for the rest of
us degenerates, he has returned.

Who the hell is that df and why should anyone care what s/he thinks?

I wasn't going to comment... My rfc friends have done it for me.

Thank you all. I feel very welcomed back!

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

The meek are getting ready.

sf said:

Who the hell is that df and why should anyone care what s/he thinks?

From it's posting history, it pops in here and the binaries group
every month on a Friday or Saturday night - which probably means
it's drunk and bored. It always uses a different name, but has
the same IP address.

I think we all know nobody takes these "things" seriously. I
mean - look at that dude calling himself "FATTY", for example.

-sw

Sqwertz said:

I think we all know nobody takes these "things" seriously. I
mean - look at that dude calling himself "FATTY", for example.

I mean to add that I think it's a setup. The guy wants us to
feel sorry for him and a few months from now will post a plea for
money for psychiactric treatment.

Heck, imagine if Sheldon posted a plea like that.

-sw

On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:26:07 GMT, Sqwertz <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Sqwertz said:

I think we all know nobody takes these "things" seriously. I
mean - look at that dude calling himself "FATTY", for example.

I mean to add that I think it's a setup. The guy wants us to
feel sorry for him and a few months from now will post a plea for
money for psychiactric treatment.

Heck, imagine if Sheldon posted a plea like that.

he'd get a boatload of money!

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