I figured I'd let the controversy marinate and settle before throwing my
experiences into the ring.
Here goes:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...err...no, not quite,
but something like that. The training was over, time for the race.
Got to the start chute/corral/herd around 7:15. Yakked with a few people,
most, like me, seemed a little nervous about the weather. Yeah, we agreed,
we'd trained in the heat and humidity, but with a month or so of cool
weather, had we lost whatever acclimatization we might have had?
The start, and the first seven or so miles, is race number one:
The start was essentially the same as last year. A herd of people pressing
their way up to the line, just barely resisting the urge to trample those in
front. I'm not into sensing the "energy" of something, but there's certainly
something in the air as the timing mat nears. The crowd cheering, the music
playing, and the almost annoying cowbell clanging brought me to the line.
Off I go.
It's hot. Humid, and breezeless, too. By the time we come out from under the
bridges
that cover most of the first mile, I'm dripping. Not good. I had planned to
skip the first couple water stations, as in my training, I usually waited
until mile five or six to begin the watering. I decided that I'd hit the
second station, around the third mile, for a quick swig.
I look at my pace band, I'm hoping for 3:45, but will be quite happy with
anything sub-4. Mile one, two, three, and four are on pace, plus or minus a
second or two each. So far, so good.
I pull into the aid station and grab a cup of Gatorade. Drink it down and
then grab two cups of water. In training, on a really hot, muggy day, I'd
drink about four or five ounces of diluted gatorade every mile or so,
depending on how I felt. The cup of full-strength g-rade (endurance formula,
which I think translates roughly to "more sugar"😉 did not sit well. I
started sensing the stomach's displeasure with what I had served it.
I continue along, exerting far more energy to maintain my pace than I
normally would. I felt like I was exerting myself for a five-K, not a
marathon.
Somewhere in the mile seven or eight range, the stomach decided that things
would be better if its contents were ejected. How wonderful. I know it's a
mistake to spend the whole year tarining for one race (all eggs in one
basket, so to speak) but that's what I did. Now, I spent the next 15 minutes
or so motionless, puking against a tree, watching the clock tick away. [censored].
End of race number one.
Race number two began a few minutes later, when the nausea subsided. A
started walking a bit, probably going about 1/2 a mile before starting a
mild jog. Kept going until I saw my wife on the bridge at about mile 12. I
stopped and told her not to expect me at the finish before noon, most likely
12:30 or so. A quick smooch and off I go again. For some reason, I started
feeling really, and I mean *really* good. I pounded out the next 10K or so
pretty quickly. Felt like those perfect training runs where you wish the
race was that day rather than a month off. Maybe it was the mild jog, maybe
I had eaten too much for breakfast and getting rid of it helped. I don't
know why, but that stretch was great.
End of race number two.
Somewhere around mile 18, maybe 19, but close to Pilsen, the weather
starting getting to me again. Cold sweats replaced real ones. I was starting
down the dehydration highway. During race number two, I had hit every
station, drinking about double my normal intake, but it just wasn't enough.
I probably went at it too hard during the last 10K to keep the fluid intake
in line with the outflow. Whatever the cause, it was time to slow down. I
walked thru an aid station, drank a lot of water, ate a gel, and then
started a lite jog again. Made it to about mile 22 (plus or minus) when the
police essentially formed a line in front of the herd and physically stopped
runners. "The race is cancelled. Good Job! You can walk now. Please walk!
There aren't enough ambulances to take care of everyone. Please walk!"
Well-intentioned as it was, hearing "the race is cancelled" after 20-odd
miles is a buzzkill of the highest order. Well, to be honest, after seeing
the dozens (literally) of people on the side of the road being attended to,
and factoring in the heat and humidity, I wasn't really gonna argue. So, I
walked most of the rest of the "race." I jogged a little here and there, but
was chastised each time by an alert copper of fireman, so the running was
short-lived. I did manage to run the entire last mile, tho dodging the crowd
was no easy feat.
I'm not entirely sure of my finish time, but it's about an hour slower than
I had hoped for. Oh well. Wait 'till next year, I guess.
Observations:
I think the nausea was more food induced than heat induced. I ate what I
normally ate before a big run (one gel and two clif bars) but I think
because of the heat and the full strength g-rade, things were not so well
received.
The weather. (Cue Good Morning Vietnam) "How hot? Damned hot!" and no
breeze, sky high humidity, and pretty direct sun made for a crappy day.
Yeah, I trained in the heat, but on long run days, I got up at 5 and was
done long before the real heat hit. Maybe that was a mistake.
Water on the course: For me, there was no shortage of water. After the
stoppage, there was a shortage of pre-filled cups, but there were pallets of
water and people pouring. IMO, the problem arose because rather than fill
cups, the vols at the stations grabbed a gallon and stood there, pouring
water on people's heads. There may have been other factors, but that's my
observation.
Pilsen is still the coolest neighborhood on the tour. By a long shot. Those
folks get into it.
Hosing people down at random should be a capital offense. Well, of course
not really, but the guy who was doing that at mile six soaked my shoes.
Running (or walking) 20 miles in squishy, soaked shoes sucks.
The finish area was a GDCF of epic proportions. Calls of "Runner Down" every
few seconds. People coming in thru the out at a rate of a million a second.
It probably took me 30 minutes to make the 2 or 3 hundred yard walk from the
finish line to the gear check area. Really, really, bad. No one had control
of the area. At least the apples were fresh, cold, and yummy.
All in all, a really weird day. I look forward to next year.
-Dan