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  1. My wife and I have just returned to Australia after almost a year of
    travelling around the world. We had our bicycles with us and used
    them
    to cycle in three continents, concluding our trip with over 3000 km
    of
    cycling around Southern Africa (Zimbabawe, Mozambique & South
    Africa).
    Nowhere did we experience any problems; to the contrary - travelling
    on
    bikes seems to arouse people's curiosity and we had many friendly
    chats
    with the locals.
    We arrived back in Australia and thought we would stop over in WA for
    a
    month or so, to catch up with friends in Perth and cycle down to
    Albany
    & Esperance and back, before continuing on home to the East Coast.
    It only took one little, slow ride on the beach bike path from
    Duncraig
    to Cottesloe for us to be pulled over by two gun-carrying police on
    mountainbikes. Reason? Australia's favourite: No helmets!
    Upon learning we were not WA residents, the police decided not to
    issue
    us with traffic infringement notices - probably too much hard work,
    having to chase payment from Qeensland! Instead, we were ordered to
    walk
    back - that is, 25 kilometers! Naturally, we refused to do this, and
    were subsequently formally placed under arrest for disobeying police.
    One of the cops attempted to call a paddy wagon on his two-way radio,
    so, he explained, we could be taken to the station, fingerprinted and
    locked up in the watchhouse for the time being. He was, however,
    usuccessful in getting through (comforting thought for victims of any
    possible real emergency), so they let our tires down and let us go,
    wishing us a "nice walk back to Duncraig" and warning us not to
    attempt
    to pump the tyres up and continue riding, or we really would be taken
    into custody.
    What a homecoming! I must say it's great to be back in Australia and
    only through travelling overseas one can fully appreciate the quality
    of
    life we Australians generally take for granted. However, this damned
    helmet law is one major blot on that lifestyle. Nowhere else have we
    been hassled for peacefully riding along a road, minding our own
    business. No other country we visited penalizes its citizens for
    exercising their bodies and using an environmentally friendly mode of
    transport at the same time - not even some of the semi-dictotorial
    regimes!
    Having had a read through aus.bicycle, I notice the "great debate" is
    still raging - and the authorities are still taking no notice of what
    failure this law, this infringement of civil liberties, has been. The
    helmet zealots are still bleating their naive message of "if it saves
    one child's life, blah, blah, blah..."
    In some ways, it is disappointing to see how easily some people are
    brainwashed into believing whatever the authorities want them to
    believe...
    Alas, I don't think we'll be doing that Albany bike trip after all.
    Who
    wants to be constantly hassled? Hiring a car, maybe? Now, there's an
    idea I'm sure would fix the helmet problem - as it has already fixed
    it,
    once and for all, for many ex-cycling commuters. Shame it's nowhere
    near
    as much fun...

  2. Quoted message said:

    My wife and I have just returned to Australia...

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    John

  3. John Henderson said:

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    So it wasn't just me.... I had this strange feeling of dejavu when I read that post.

  4. Quoted message said:

    ...
    Alas, I don't think we'll be doing that Albany bike trip after all.
    Who
    wants to be constantly hassled?
    ...

    Seems to me that buying a $15 helmet is all that's required to avoid
    being "constantly hassled". If you're that keen on confrontation with
    the authorities, why not make it about a significant issue and travel
    to Burma to sit around with monks in the street?

    BTH

  5. Quoted message said:

    We had our bicycles with us and used
    them
    to cycle in three continents, concluding our trip with over 3000 km
    of
    cycling around Southern Africa (Zimbabawe, Mozambique & South
    Africa).

    <unimpressed>Wow, that much!</unimpressed>

    With the whole world to travel there's just 3000 k's done on the bike.
    You'd barely have any tyre wear over that distance!

    --
    Bean

    Remove "yourfinger" before replying

  6. On Oct 2, 12:37 pm, MikeyOz <MikeyOz.2xt...@no-

    mx.forums.cyclingforums.com said:
    John Henderson said:

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    Quoted message said:

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    So it wasn't just me.... I had this strange feeling of dejavu when I
    read that post.

    --
    MikeyOz

    I had a strange feeling of "get stuffed you whining [censored]". But it
    would be a bummer having to walk a perfectly good bike - evil cops
    were probably laughing their arses off.

    Donga

  7. "John Henderson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    My wife and I have just returned to Australia...

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    John

    <
    http://groups.google.com.au/group/aus.bicycle/browse_thread/thread/83ffa9d3c10978fb/7e8c717244a9ba52?hl=en&lnk=st&q=Cycling+in+Australia%3F+-+Not+Much+Fun&rnum=1#7e8c717244a9ba52 >

    You can tell it was a poor copy pasta job by the way it shows in the news
    reader, a very amature troll at best.

  8. Hello, [email hidden]!
    You wrote on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:30:09 -0700:

    Your story is a HOAX

  9. On 2007-10-02, Boostland (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:


    "John Henderson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    My wife and I have just returned to Australia...

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    John

    <
    http://groups.google.com.au/group/aus.bicycle/browse_thread/thread/83ffa9d3c10978fb/7e8c717244a9ba52?hl=en&lnk=st&q=Cycling+in+Australia%3F+-+Not+Much+Fun&rnum=1#7e8c717244a9ba52 >

    You can tell it was a poor copy pasta job by the way it shows in the news
    reader, a very amature troll at best.

    We call him Bratton. Probably a 12 year old little brat too.

    --
    TimC
    "If American bicycle advocacy leaders had championed the civil rights
    movement, the "Dream" would have been reserved seating in the back
    of the bus." - Jack R. Taylor

  10. TimC said:

    We call him Bratton. Probably a 12 year old little brat too.

    Nope, they call it the Boxtard.

  11. MikeyOz said:
    John Henderson said:

    Shouldn't that read "My husband and I have just returned to
    Australia..."?

    At least that seems to be the original version posted here on 11
    January 2001, with subject: "Cycling in Australia? - Not Much
    Fun!".

    So it wasn't just me.... I had this strange feeling of dejavu when I
    read that post.

    There was a 2005 version also.

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