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Monkey Balls

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  1. Monkey Balls

    (makes ~40)
    A)
    1/2 cup peanut butter
    1/3 cup honey
    1/2 cup granola
    1/2 cup crushed cheerios
    dash nutmeg
    dash cinnamon
    1/2 cup oatmeal

    B) 1 cup sugar
    1/4 cup cocoa
    1/4 cup butter
    1/4 cup milk
    1/4 tsp. vanilla

    Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about
    the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal.
    Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from
    heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and
    serve.

    Monkey balls are to be served with the following poem on prominent
    display:

    "Monkey Balls"
    These sweet and gracious monkey balls,
    Served on plates and sold from stalls,
    Bring madness to these hallowed halls
    Of urban academe.

    Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls!
    We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls,
    'Til Time, herself, tears down these walls
    Of urban academe.

    So buy yourself a monkey ball,
    Savour it and then stand tall,
    A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call
    Of urban academe.

    -by Ergo the organ-grinder

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