Mary was having an affair on the Boston Matathon race day. She was in
bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in
the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump
out the window, my husband is home early!"
Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window!
It's raining like hell out there."
Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of
us!"
So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he
landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so
he started running along side the others, only he was still in the
nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free
having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on
your arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at
the end of the run and get in my car to go home."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you
run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."