On Topic For Joe

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

No problem, as long as we're allowed to step on them like bugs. Reminds me
of a Far Side cartoon that I'll be you've seen....

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

Yeah - another pit bull thread, I presume?

-sw

Steve Wertz said:

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

Yeah - another pit bull thread, I presume?

-sw

It's marked ON topic because it is. If it wasn't I'd have played in
the pit bull thread. I rarely get involved with OT posts in any
group. If you don't want to read it that's fine.

Lou

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

It would not bother me, as long as the dog does not try to eat my sammich.

Becca

"Becca" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

It would not bother me, as long as the dog does not try to eat my sammich.

Becca

What about when someone's pathetic nervous little dog takes a leak on the
floor near your foot? Or, worse? Most well-adjusted people would find the
smell of feces doesn't mix well with lunch.

Quoted message said:

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

Does France still allow dogs in their cafes?
And if so, I wonder if the French that hate dogs, do they stay home?
Dee Dee

JoeSpareBedroom said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

No problem, as long as we're allowed to step on them like bugs. Reminds me
of a Far Side cartoon that I'll be you've seen....

I guess I haven't seen the cartoon. But I wear size 13 shoe and
almost always wear large boots. I could smoosh a good sized dog. If
not there's always the possibility of a salad fork planted in the dogs
face.

Lou

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

No problem, as long as we're allowed to step on them like bugs. Reminds me
of a Far Side cartoon that I'll be you've seen....

I guess I haven't seen the cartoon. But I wear size 13 shoe and
almost always wear large boots. I could smoosh a good sized dog. If
not there's always the possibility of a salad fork planted in the dogs
face.

Lou

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

Lol, I don't like dogs, either...

It just goes to show that our Chicago City Council is REALLY on the
ball...what with important stuff like foie gras bans and allowing pooches in
outdoor cafes.

Meanwhile, a bus ride is going up to $2.50, there is talk of a property tax
hike, etc. So much for "the city that works", gah...

--
Best
Greg

JoeSpareBedroom said:

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

My kind of comic.

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in
the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

My kind of comic.

My other dead dog favorite (from Larson) shows a big car full of cats
speeding away from a house, and in the yard, a dog house riddled with bullet
holes. :-) Gangster cats!

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in
the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

My kind of comic.

Was it the Far Side where a rather large woman roamed around calling her
little dog, and in the last frame, when she turned her back to us ...

JoeSpareBedroom said:

What about when someone's pathetic nervous little dog takes a leak on the
floor near your foot? Or, worse? Most well-adjusted people would find the
smell of feces doesn't mix well with lunch.

Exactly. The goofy article said most people own dogs which is
[censored]. I think it's about 20%. I doubt I'm wrong by assuming most
of the remaining 80% don't want to deal with dog waste, hair, barking,
begging etc. I can't tell you how many people I've seen put their
plate on the floor for the dog to finish. So the dog sits there
drooling and licking its ass and then cleans its owners plate. The
plate is on the ground. The server cleans the table and brings me my
food with those same dirty hands. I will never eat at a dog friendly
establishment. I've seen enough disgusting incidents in private homes
to subject myself to paying for that filthy behavior.

Lou

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom said:

What about when someone's pathetic nervous little dog takes a leak on the
floor near your foot? Or, worse? Most well-adjusted people would find the
smell of feces doesn't mix well with lunch.

Exactly. The goofy article said most people own dogs which is
[censored]. I think it's about 20%. I doubt I'm wrong by assuming most
of the remaining 80% don't want to deal with dog waste, hair, barking,
begging etc. I can't tell you how many people I've seen put their
plate on the floor for the dog to finish. So the dog sits there
drooling and licking its ass and then cleans its owners plate. The
plate is on the ground. The server cleans the table and brings me my
food with those same dirty hands. I will never eat at a dog friendly
establishment. I've seen enough disgusting incidents in private homes
to subject myself to paying for that filthy behavior.

Lou

Not to mention the smell of dogs...

Now, someone will come along here and repeat one of the most popular
responses: "Well, dogs don't like YOUR smell, either." Of course, that
response is of absolutely no consequence, but it makes them feel smart to
say it.

JoeSpareBedroom said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

What about when someone's pathetic nervous little dog takes a leak on the
floor near your foot? Or, worse? Most well-adjusted people would find the
smell of feces doesn't mix well with lunch.

Exactly. The goofy article said most people own dogs which is
[censored]. I think it's about 20%. I doubt I'm wrong by assuming most
of the remaining 80% don't want to deal with dog waste, hair, barking,
begging etc. I can't tell you how many people I've seen put their
plate on the floor for the dog to finish. So the dog sits there
drooling and licking its ass and then cleans its owners plate. The
plate is on the ground. The server cleans the table and brings me my
food with those same dirty hands. I will never eat at a dog friendly
establishment. I've seen enough disgusting incidents in private homes
to subject myself to paying for that filthy behavior.

Lou

Not to mention the smell of dogs...

Now, someone will come along here and repeat one of the most popular
responses: "Well, dogs don't like YOUR smell, either." Of course, that
response is of absolutely no consequence, but it makes them feel smart to
say it.

i'll take that into consideration the next time the dog is paying the
tab...

your pal,
blake

blake murphy said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:48:51 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

>What about when someone's pathetic nervous little dog takes a leak on

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>floor near your foot? Or, worse? Most well-adjusted people would find

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>smell of feces doesn't mix well with lunch.

Exactly. The goofy article said most people own dogs which is
[censored]. I think it's about 20%. I doubt I'm wrong by assuming most
of the remaining 80% don't want to deal with dog waste, hair, barking,
begging etc. I can't tell you how many people I've seen put their
plate on the floor for the dog to finish. So the dog sits there
drooling and licking its ass and then cleans its owners plate. The
plate is on the ground. The server cleans the table and brings me my
food with those same dirty hands. I will never eat at a dog friendly
establishment. I've seen enough disgusting incidents in private homes
to subject myself to paying for that filthy behavior.

Lou

Not to mention the smell of dogs...

Now, someone will come along here and repeat one of the most popular
responses: "Well, dogs don't like YOUR smell, either." Of course, that
response is of absolutely no consequence, but it makes them feel smart to
say it.

i'll take that into consideration the next time the dog is paying the
tab...

I like using that phrase when confronted with pesky children in public
places...

--
Best
Greg

JoeSpareBedroom said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in
the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

My kind of comic.

My other dead dog favorite (from Larson) shows a big car full of cats
speeding away from a house, and in the yard, a dog house riddled with bullet
holes. :-) Gangster cats!

LOL.. I've not seen that. I don't love cats either but I'd have one
before a dog.

Lou

On Sun, 9 Sep 2007 17:43:56 -0400, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"Lou Decruss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

That's basically it. Big brutish guy sitting in his easy chair, wife in
the
kitchen. The caption's something like "There was a huge WHOOMPH, and then,
no sound other than the football game on the TV". Small dog is stuck flat
to the bottom of the guy's shoe. 🙂

My kind of comic.

Was it the Far Side where a rather large woman roamed around calling her
little dog, and in the last frame, when she turned her back to us ...

I think I did see that one. That's what the dog gets for sniffing
asses.

Lou

Gregory Morrow said:

Lou Decruss said:

This has been on the news for a few days here and I don't think any
one has mentioned it. I know how much you love dogs.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-dogs_webaug30,1,6919308.story

Lou <------avid dog hater

Lol, I don't like dogs, either...

It just goes to show that our Chicago City Council is REALLY on the
ball...what with important stuff like foie gras bans and allowing pooches in
outdoor cafes.

It's also important how many taxis are parked on residential streets.

Quoted message said:

Meanwhile, a bus ride is going up to $2.50, there is talk of a property tax
hike, etc. So much for "the city that works", gah...

It works, but only for morons, beggars, and the corrupt.

Lou