The chocolate-only diet

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How about a [censored] only diet? The way it works is you eat your own
[censored]. Then the [censored] you [censored] is [censored] from [censored] and you eat it. Each
time there will be less [censored] to eat until you no longer [censored]. Then
you are done.

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How about a [censored] only diet? The way it works is you eat your own
[censored]. Then the [censored] you [censored] is [censored] from [censored] and you eat it. Each
time there will be less [censored] to eat until you no longer [censored]. Then
you are done.

The story of life, wrapped up neat and perfect, just like the
perfect turd. But even
after our final turd has emerged there will still be farts. As long
as there are
farts there will always be hope. If enough farts stick together, who
knows, in time
they can build a small turd. From one small turd, who knows, perhaps
a nation of
them. Let us gather unto ourselves our farts and together let us
plant the seeds of [censored].

Tommy Joe

Tommy Joe said:

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How about a [censored] only diet? The way it works is you eat your own
[censored]. Then the [censored] you [censored] is [censored] from [censored] and you eat it. Each
time there will be less [censored] to eat until you no longer [censored]. Then
you are done.

The story of life, wrapped up neat and perfect, just like the
perfect turd. But even
after our final turd has emerged there will still be farts. As long
as there are
farts there will always be hope. If enough farts stick together, who
knows, in time
they can build a small turd. From one small turd, who knows, perhaps
a nation of
them. Let us gather unto ourselves our farts and together let us
plant the seeds of [censored].

Tommy Joe

Life's a [censored] sandwich and everyday you take another bite.

-BJ-

Jeneric Bozo said:

Tommy Joe said:

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How about a [censored] only diet? The way it works is you eat your own
[censored]. Then the [censored] you [censored] is [censored] from [censored] and you eat it. Each
time there will be less [censored] to eat until you no longer [censored]. Then
you are done.

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The story of life, wrapped up neat and perfect, just like the
perfect turd. But even
after our final turd has emerged there will still be farts. As long
as there are
farts there will always be hope. If enough farts stick together, who
knows, in time
they can build a small turd. From one small turd, who knows, perhaps
a nation of
them. Let us gather unto ourselves our farts and together let us
plant the seeds of [censored].

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Tommy Joe

Life's a [censored] sandwich and everyday you take another bite.

-BJ-- Hide quoted text -

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but the more bread you have the less [censored] you have to eat

Jeneric Bozo <[email hidden]> wrote:

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Life's a [censored] sandwich and everyday you take another bite.

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but the more bread you have the less [censored] you have to eat.

Whoa back bugaloo! Any competitive hotdog eater will tell you that
eating the bun is
harder than eating what's inside. If you've been eating [censored] for
years and have not yet developed
a taste for it, I recommend using hot sauce or ketchup to mask the
flavor, but leave the bread
out of it. Bread takes a long time to chew, so the turd actually
spends more time in your mouth.
With bread you may momentarily disguise [censored]'s taste, but eventually
you've got to put it down.
For you own sake, please learn how to eat [censored] in the non sandwich
format and you will be glad
you did.

Mr. [censored]