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  1. Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery with
    Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

  2. "Lewis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery
    with Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    Depending on the woman, there may be better ways to die.

    --
    Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

  3. On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:11:41 -0400, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

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    "Lewis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery
    with Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    Depending on the woman, there may be better ways to die.


    Yeah.. you could slide off the roof....

  4. <Chuck (in SC)> wrote in message
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    On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:11:41 -0400, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Lewis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best
    foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery
    with Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    Depending on the woman, there may be better ways to die.


    Yeah.. you could slide off the roof....

    Think that would be better?

  5. "cybercat" <[email hidden]> dropped this turd news:f5poa0$rq3$1
    @aioe.org: in rec.food.cooking

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    <Chuck (in SC)> wrote in message
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    On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:11:41 -0400, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Lewis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > Can any woman help with my death?
    >
    > Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    > for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    > bubbly on the side.
    >
    > For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best
    > foods
    > only)
    > With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and


    celery

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
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    > with Ranch.
    >
    > Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    > chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    > Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.
    >
    > During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.
    >
    > Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    > Lewis from California.

    Depending on the woman, there may be better ways to die.


    Yeah.. you could slide off the roof....

    Think that would be better?

    Remember the movie "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her Lover"?

    Michael

    --
    Due to recent cutbacks - The light at the end of the tunnel has been
    turned off.
    ~unknow author

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,
    "Lewis" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    <snip requirements>

    Quoted message said:

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    How much money are you willing to leave this cuisine-[censored] when you
    croak?

    leo

    --
    <http://web0.greatbasin.net/~leo/>

  7. Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery with
    Ranch.


    Just search this NG for "shortening."

    --Bryan

  8. "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >Depending on the woman, there may be better ways to die.
    Yeah.. you could slide off the roof....

    Think that would be better?

    Remember the movie "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her Lover"?


    I never saw that one!

  9. Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery with
    Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    are you seriously advocating topping a stir fry with mayonnaise?

    jesus wept.

    your pal,
    blake

  10. "blake murphy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery
    with
    Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    are you seriously advocating topping a stir fry with mayonnaise?

    I am glad I am not the only one who read that that way. I thought I had lost
    my mind.

    There are foodies all over the world have a tall scotch to wash away the
    memory of that suggestion.

    Cindi

    Quoted message said:


    jesus wept.

    your pal,
    blake

  11. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Cindi - HappyMamatoThree said:

    "blake murphy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best foods
    only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and celery
    with
    Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    are you seriously advocating topping a stir fry with mayonnaise?

    I am glad I am not the only one who read that that way. I thought I had lost
    my mind.

    There are foodies all over the world have a tall scotch to wash away the
    memory of that suggestion.

    Cindi

    That _was) rather scary. ;-)
    I generally use a mix of oyster and soy sauce with a little bit of dark
    sesame oil. Maybe a little butter added to that if it's a seafood stir
    fry.
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  12. Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best
    foods only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and
    celery with Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    Um... go to Denny's?

    Jill

  13. "jmcquown" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Lewis said:

    Can any woman help with my death?

    Needing eggs (any style), sausage and bisquits with homemade gravy
    for breakfast. Or at best a great Chicken Fried Steak meal. OJ and
    bubbly on the side.

    For lunch, a great double cheeseburger with lettuce and mayo (best
    foods only)
    With fries a plus - ranch dressing please. OK carrot sticks and
    celery with Ranch.

    Dinner - a great stir fry with veggies, noodles and sauce on
    chow mein noodles. No need for Chicken or Pork.
    Top it off with a heap of Best Foods again.

    During the day, some nice Red wine, 60s music and good company.

    Waiting for the heart attack that will take me to food heaven,
    Lewis from California.

    Um... go to Denny's?

    Does Denny's serve a nice Red wine? I must be very disconnected from what
    Denny's has on the menu these days. Heart attacks, and indigestion, Yes. A
    good read wine, haven't even seen that at our Denny's here in the Central
    Valley. hmmmmmmm...... Maybe it's BYOB at his Denny's. Is there an uncorking
    charge?

    Cindi
    (tongue firmly in cheek)

    Quoted message said:


    Jill

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