I added some words...

Anthony Sloan said:

...here:

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Mind you, i did this before I found out that gearless (sic) is for brainless. Perhaps I've
overstepped my bounds?

Somehow, I think that I enjoy your pictures, stories and history lessons even more because I got to
meet and ride with you this past summer. I'm not sure there is a point, but I hope to have that
pleasure again soon. Our better halfs need to be involved though, my wife is opposed to me having
fun without her, and I wouldn't want it any other way!

--
Craig Brossman, Durango Colorado (remove ".nospam" to reply)

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Quoted message said:

...here:

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Mind you, i did this before I found out that gearless (sic) is for brainless. Perhaps I've
overstepped my bounds?

Oh man...

Mike - gotta get out there next year.

"The sum of all beers."

Craig Brossman said:

Anthony Sloan said:

...here:

anthonysloan.comdevilsbackbone.htmlOpen ↗

Mind you, i did this before I found out that gearless (sic) is for brainless. Perhaps I've
overstepped my bounds?

Somehow, I think that I enjoy your pictures, stories and history lessons even more because I got
to meet and ride with you this past summer. I'm not sure there is a point, but I hope to have that
pleasure again soon. Our better halfs need to be involved though, my wife is opposed to me having
fun without her, and I wouldn't want it any other way!

You have that same problem too?

We're gonna be in DGO at Thanksgiving.

Bringing all manner of toys.

I think at least a beer is in order...

A

(I have no idea of whence this originated. I know some of you have seen it before. Iknow it is
probably older than the hills....)

Dear IT Support,

About 2 years ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buds 4.2 which I had used for years
without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Bike
Riding 3.1, Football 5.0 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A
shareware program I tried, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girlfriend 2.0
at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife
1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeS*x
Plus, Cook 7.0 and Cleanhouse2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For
example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and can not be deleted.
These mistakes then resurfaced months later long after I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail filter, and can without warning launch
Whinge-zip!. this crashes FreeS*x Plus, which is very hard to start again.

These latter products have no help files so I have to try and guess what the problems are.

Wife 1.0 also has conflicted with Mtb 4.3 and Roadbike 3.2 these programs need regular updates and
maintenance but Wife 1.0 keeps warning me that its an illegal operation if i upgrade or Run them too
often, although when i upgraded Mtb 3.95 to Mtb 4.0 it caused no harm to my system, maybe because
their interface was a close match Wife 1.0 didn't cause any conflicts, it could have also helped
that checkbook 10.0 and Creditcard 2.0 where turned off at the time.

I have thought about buying cyclocross 1.0 and trying to get my stored and encrypted Mtb 2.4 to run
in single speed mode but i am afraid it will be to much for Wife 1.0 to run well, without further
upgrading.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, sometimes self updating and
starting app's without my input, example Shoe Shop Browser and Clothes Shop Browser, they are very
costly, and seem to start at the same time often and do nothing but increases storage needs and
cost, plus they have not let me run Defrag since the first time they ran, then there is Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

When Wife 1.0 interfaces with my Audi hard drive, it often crashes or runs the system dry without
warning, even when there is no harm done after Wife 1.0 interfaces with my Audi hard drive, all the
settings are messed up and need to be reset before i can use it again.

Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unexpected child processes that drain my resources.

Further more, i know people who have upgraded to Wife 2.0 and some to wife 3.0.. they report similar
problems after having spent Huge sums of money upgrading, so i would like to keep using Wife 1.0 ...
as long as i can, with full IT support for Wife 1.0

PS... FreeS*x Plus is your best App, any chance there will be a upgrade, so it has more options.

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Quoted message said:

...here:

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Mind you, i did this before I found out that gearless (sic) is for brainless. Perhaps I've
overstepped my bounds?

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Anthony Sloan said:

We're gonna be in DGO at Thanksgiving.

Bringing all manner of toys.

I think at least a beer is in order...

A

Email me, I'm up for that ... if we are around. Long range forcast for Dgo has snow and rain on
26/27, but that is pretty far out to be accurate for the area. Purgatory (or Durango Mountain
Resort) opens those days. Have you ever ridden Phil's World out near Cortez? Reminds me of
Fruita riding.

--
Craig Brossman, Durango Colorado (remove ".nospam" to reply)

Anthony Sloan said:

(I have no idea of whence this originated. I know some of you have seen it before. Iknow it is
probably older than the hills....)

Dear IT Support,

About 2 years ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buds 4.2 which I had used for years
without any trouble.

<snip>

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

P

Paladin said:

Anthony Sloan said:

(I have no idea of whence this originated. I know some of you have seen it before. Iknow it is
probably older than the hills....)

Dear IT Support,

About 2 years ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buds 4.2 which I had used for years
without any trouble.

<snip>

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

Be sure to use some form of protection so you don't inadvertently give her a virus.

pete fagerlin

::Revolutionary! Evolutionary! Yet so retro! :www.yestubes.com

Paladin said:

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

Proceed with caution, or you might get "connection refused" for quite awhile.

--
-BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least) "It's a shallow life that
doesn't give a person a few scars" - Garrison Keillor

P e t e F a g e r l i n said:

Paladin said:

Anthony Sloan said:

(I have no idea of whence this originated. I know some of you have seen it before. Iknow it is
probably older than the hills....)

Dear IT Support,

About 2 years ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buds 4.2 which I had used for years
without any trouble.

<snip>

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

Be sure to use some form of protection so you don't inadvertently give her a virus.

pete fagerlin

::Revolutionary! Evolutionary! Yet so retro! :www.yestubes.com

That was good! lmao

paladino

BB said:

Paladin said:

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

Proceed with caution, or you might get "connection refused" for quite awhile.

No kidding. Ever since school started she's been watching our daughter's Pommeranian, who is the
cuddliest little house rat imaginable.

So she doesn't need me, it seems. But we worked it out. I'm a lot more assertive about when it's
time for system maintenance and more frequent downloads.

paladino

Quoted message said:

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Damn, you almost sound serious.
--
Slacker

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

This was great. LOL. I've read variations over the years, but the bike-specific parts really hit
home. I'm going to download this into wife 1.0 and see what she thinks.

Proceed with caution, or you might get "connection refused" for quite awhile.

--
-BB-

So what... Just ditch Wife 1.0 and go Linux. Much less maintenance.
--
Slacker

Slacker said:

So what... Just ditch Wife 1.0 and go Linux. Much less maintenance.

But I prefer the user interface on wife 1.0. Plug-n-play. :-)

--
-BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least) "It's a shallow life that
doesn't give a person a few scars" - Garrison Keillor

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Damn, you almost sound serious.
--
Slacker

That's because we are looking to leave.

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Carla A-G said:

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Damn, you almost sound serious.
--
Slacker

That's because we are looking to leave.

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Some suggestions:

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Carla A-G said:

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Damn, you almost sound serious.
--
Slacker

That's because we are looking to leave.

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Supposed to be around 80 here in Phoenix today........... Lots of trails, good Lots of brown, bad

Gary

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Thanks Anthony, but Idaho seems to be a big target for us at the moment...but our options are still
very open...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Gawd damnit! I need to move out of NY...

- CA-G looking for options...

Damn, you almost sound serious.
--
Slacker

That's because we are looking to leave.

- CA-G

And I just thought you guys weren't posting much because you were pregnant ;^ )

Good luck with the search.
--
Slacker