The 1st Ever Blond GUY Joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building!"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!"
The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too!"
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blond guy's wife, who said, "Don't
look at me. He made his own lunches."