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  1. Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today while
    the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into Homebase
    and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart. Took me fifteen
    minutes and two blades, plus a good deal of grunting and sweating.

    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    --
    Brian G
    www.wetwo.co.uk

  2. Brian G said:

    Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today while
    the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into Homebase
    and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart. Took me fifteen
    minutes and two blades, plus a good deal of grunting and sweating.
    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    More likely that it was quite obvious what you were doing, any bike
    thief would have bolt croppers and a van waiting to whisk it away - I've
    seen them in action at a rail station, 1 bloke parks up the van, the
    other goes looking round to see which are worth nicking, when they spot
    one, the driver reverses as close as poss, the doors are opened, and
    within 10 seconds the chain is cut, and bike thrown in the back of the
    van.
    Alan.
    --
    To reply by e-mail, change the ' + ' to 'plus'.

  3. Brian G said:

    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    I've heard quite a few stories from both cyclists and motorcyclists
    having to saw off their own locks, never did I hear of anyone being
    noticed, questioned let alone challenged, sometimes not even by passing
    police. I fear that virtually no-one gives a monkey.

    I'd bet that you could walk into a busy shopping street with bolt
    cutters in plain view, bust a lock on a bike and walk off with it
    without so much as a comment or a phone call to the cops from the
    public.

    --
    Membrane

  4. alan@darkroom.+.com (A.Lee) said:
    Brian G said:

    Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today while
    the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into Homebase
    and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart. Took me fifteen
    minutes and two blades, plus a good deal of grunting and sweating.
    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    More likely that it was quite obvious what you were doing, any bike
    thief would have bolt croppers and a van waiting to whisk it away - I've
    seen them in action at a rail station, 1 bloke parks up the van, the
    other goes looking round to see which are worth nicking, when they spot
    one, the driver reverses as close as poss, the doors are opened, and
    within 10 seconds the chain is cut, and bike thrown in the back of the
    van.

    No doubt, but semi-decent locks don't really succumb to bolt cutters.

    Angle grinders work pretty well tho'. Although even then it can take
    signicantly more that 10 seconds.

  5. Membrane said:


    I've heard quite a few stories from both cyclists and motorcyclists
    having to saw off their own locks, never did I hear of anyone being
    noticed, questioned let alone challenged, sometimes not even by passing
    police. I fear that virtually no-one gives a monkey.

    Cycling through London last week I realised after I passed that a guy
    was sat on a parked motorbike fiddling with two pins in the ignition
    lock. By the time I realised what I had seen I was already quite a bit
    further down a one way street. I did think about whether I should get
    off and walk back to challenge him (but he would at best only have moved
    off to do another one) or find and alert a policeman (but when did you
    last see one on the streets). So in the end I felt guilty but carried on.

    Tony

  6. In news:[email hidden],
    Paul Rudin <[email hidden]> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

    Quoted message said:
    alan@darkroom.+.com (A.Lee) said:
    Brian G said:

    Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today
    while the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into
    Homebase and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart. Took me
    fifteen minutes and two blades, plus a good deal of grunting and
    sweating. Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy
    at the time, my efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a
    single comment or even a passing glance. On reflection though, the
    lycra shorts and bright yellow jersey may have distinguished me as
    a dozy cyclist, rather than an inefficient thief!

    More likely that it was quite obvious what you were doing, any bike
    thief would have bolt croppers and a van waiting to whisk it away -
    I've seen them in action at a rail station, 1 bloke parks up the
    van, the other goes looking round to see which are worth nicking,
    when they spot one, the driver reverses as close as poss, the doors
    are opened, and within 10 seconds the chain is cut, and bike thrown
    in the back of the van.

    No doubt, but semi-decent locks don't really succumb to bolt cutters.

    Halfrauds own-brand U-lock will succumb of a hammer.

    Do not ask me how I know this.

    --
    Dave Larrington
    <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk>
    Is it an Audi A4?

  7. Dave Larrington said:


    Halfrauds own-brand U-lock will succumb of a hammer.

    Well it helps achieve more bicycle sales ;-)

    Tony

  8. Dave Larrington said:

    In news:[email hidden],
    Paul Rudin <[email hidden]> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

    Quoted message said:


    No doubt, but semi-decent locks don't really succumb to bolt cutters.

    Halfrauds own-brand U-lock will succumb of a hammer.

    I was careful to qualify with "semi-decent" 🙂

  9. Brian G said:

    Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today while
    the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into Homebase
    and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart.

    Did you cut the lock or the cable?

    BugBear

  10. Membrane said:
    Brian G said:

    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    I've heard quite a few stories from both cyclists and motorcyclists
    having to saw off their own locks, never did I hear of anyone being
    noticed, questioned let alone challenged, sometimes not even by passing
    police. I fear that virtually no-one gives a monkey.

    I'd bet that you could walk into a busy shopping street with bolt
    cutters in plain view, bust a lock on a bike and walk off with it
    without so much as a comment or a phone call to the cops from the
    public.

    Have you ever seen those TV shows where CCTV footage shows a man walk into
    a store with one of those trolleys, put a washing machine, tv, etc. on it
    and wheel it out the store?

    It's in full view of everyone including staff at the shop and it's hours
    before anyone realises it's been stolen as they just assume the guy is on
    legit business.

  11. bugbear said:
    Brian G said:

    Managed to lose the (only) key for my cable-type bike lock today while
    the bike was locked outside some local shops. Had to go into Homebase
    and buy a junior hacksaw to cut the thing apart.

    Did you cut the lock or the cable?

    The cable. One of those plastic-covered braided cables about 1 cm thick.

    --
    Brian G
    www.wetwo.co.uk

  12. Membrane said:

    Brian G <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Interestingly, although the retail park was fairly busy at the time, my
    efforts to steal my own bike didn't attract a single comment or even a
    passing glance. On reflection though, the lycra shorts and bright
    yellow jersey may have distinguished me as a dozy cyclist, rather than
    an inefficient thief!

    Quoted message said:

    I've heard quite a few stories from both cyclists and motorcyclists
    having to saw off their own locks, never did I hear of anyone being
    noticed, questioned let alone challenged, sometimes not even by passing
    police. I fear that virtually no-one gives a monkey.

    Quoted message said:

    I'd bet that you could walk into a busy shopping street with bolt
    cutters in plain view, bust a lock on a bike and walk off with it
    without so much as a comment or a phone call to the cops from the
    public.

    Even better than that, once when I locked myself out of my house I was
    able to recruit a passing big bloke to help me kick the door in.

    --
    Chris Malcolm [email hidden] DoD #205
    IPAB, Informatics, JCMB, King's Buildings, Edinburgh, EH9 3JZ, UK
    [http://www.dai.ed.ac.uk/homes/cam/]

  13. Tony Raven said:
    Membrane said:


    I've heard quite a few stories from both cyclists and motorcyclists
    having to saw off their own locks, never did I hear of anyone being
    noticed, questioned let alone challenged, sometimes not even by passing
    police. I fear that virtually no-one gives a monkey.

    Quoted message said:

    Cycling through London last week I realised after I passed that a guy
    was sat on a parked motorbike fiddling with two pins in the ignition
    lock. By the time I realised what I had seen I was already quite a bit
    further down a one way street. I did think about whether I should get
    off and walk back to challenge him (but he would at best only have moved
    off to do another one) or find and alert a policeman (but when did you
    last see one on the streets). So in the end I felt guilty but carried on.

    Motorcycle ignition locks are so easily defeated by a variety of
    methods that nobody relies on them for theftproofing, there's always
    another bigger and better lock somewhere. So he was probably the
    owner.

    Hands up those who have an easily accessible spare ignition key for
    their vehicle! :-)

    --
    Chris Malcolm [email hidden] DoD #205
    IPAB, Informatics, JCMB, King's Buildings, Edinburgh, EH9 3JZ, UK
    [http://www.dai.ed.ac.uk/homes/cam/]

  14. In article said:


    Hands up those who have an easily accessible spare ignition key for
    their vehicle! :-)

    If I knew where it was I'd know whether it was accessible. And the
    lost one is the "master" needed to reprogram a new one for the
    immobiliser, so my options are find it, pay for a new immobiliser
    with new lock and new keys, or hope I don't lose this one....

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