Hill Cycling

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Want to do a Hill race ASAP as I'm pretty good.

Anyone know any races ?

Tour de France 2004 would be a good place for the world's greatest cyclist to start. Show Lance he's
second best on those climbs

Tony

PS I can beat your MHR. Does that make me even better?

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Pah! Feeble! At several races during the 2003 season mine was over 230 for twenty minutes or more. I
discount /absolutely/ the possibility that anything could have been interfering with its litle
electronik brane...

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Tony Raven said:

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Want to do a Hill race ASAP as I'm pretty good.

Anyone know any races ?

Tour de France 2004 would be a good place for the world's greatest cyclist to start. Show Lance
he's second best on those climbs

Tony

PS I can beat your MHR. Does that make me even better?

I saw mine over 200 once, but I'd turned into an animal at the time, not to mention nearly knocking
over a Gendarme who was stopping cyclists getting to the finish line of the final climb.

Matter of fact he knocked me off trying to stop me. He couldn't stop apologising bless him. I became
human again after a rest, I just didn't want to stop and rest on the last 100m, I mean you can't can
you no matter how much you need to cos you're half dead and all.

Mountains are not for me.

I

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Quoted post said:

Originally posted by Simon
I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Want to do a Hill race ASAP as I'm pretty good.

Anyone know any races ?

Sorry, but neither is your MHR very high nor does it tell you anything about how good you are.

Quoted message said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

How does the registration number of your 1.0ltr Vauxhall Nova "turbo" make you the world's
greatest cyclist?

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simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Want to do a Hill race ASAP as I'm pretty good.

Anyone know any races ?

Most clubs have one, often near the end of the season. The real experts do it on a fixie for minimum
weight, but AFAIK you have to leave the seat and seatpin in place.

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Quoted message said:

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Pah! Feeble! At several races during the 2003 season mine was over 230

for

Quoted message said:

twenty minutes or more. I discount /absolutely/ the possibility that anything could have been
interfering with its litle electronik brane...

That's nothing!

Even doing something fairly moderate, such as driving my car, my MaxHr can often peak at well over
330. Especially if I'm indicating.

Infact, I can keep this up for hours on end. Once, I got from London to Manchester in 2hr 30min with
an average Hr of 296, burnt 15,730 calories and didn't even feel tired at the end!

Just think how fast I can climb hills as a result!

Dave Larrington said:

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Pah! Feeble! At several races during the 2003 season mine was over 230 for twenty minutes or more.
I discount /absolutely/ the possibility that anything could have been interfering with its litle
electronik brane...

That's a molesworth-peason elektronic brane to you, never to be confused with the brambleweeny 57
sub-meson brain.

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There are no messages. The above is just a random stream of bytes. Any opinion or meaning
you find in it is your own creation.

get back to work the man with two large and two small wheels is watching you!!!!

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Quoted message said:

Tony Raven said:

simon said:

I'm the world's greatest cyclist, MAX HR 191 on my turbo.

Want to do a Hill race ASAP as I'm pretty good.

Anyone know any races ?

Tour de France 2004 would be a good place for the world's greatest

cyclist

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

to start. Show Lance he's second best on those climbs

Tony

PS I can beat your MHR. Does that make me even better?

I saw mine over 200 once, but I'd turned into an animal at the time, not to mention nearly
knocking over a Gendarme who was stopping cyclists getting to the finish line of the final climb.

Matter of fact he knocked me off trying to stop me. He couldn't stop apologising bless him. I
became human again after a rest, I just didn't want to stop and rest on the last 100m, I mean you
can't can you no matter how much you need to cos you're half dead and all.

Mountains are not for me.

I

--
Iain Norman | teknohippy.comteknohippy.comOpen ↗

2LAP said:

Sorry, but neither is your MHR very high nor does it tell you anything about how good you are.

Except if its zero you are no good anymore ;-)

Tony

2LAP said:

Sorry, but neither is your MHR very high nor does it tell you anything about how good you are.

I thought he was just one of those people who lives under bridges and eats billy goats.