Cycle Cinema

Quoted message said:

Scene One :MANHATTAN, KANSAS
3 bikers in Disscovery suits with racing cycles stand on a sidewalk
watching Parade go by. High School Trombone Band marches past playing
76 Trombones.
Sample Characters stand nearby as camera pans for the band: Van Dyke
and Gibson lookalikes as winos sharing an open container.
Disscovery riders look like Lance Armstrong, Lloyd, and Charlie Brown
but one is stillborn, one a fetuslike dwarf mutant, and one has a
crushed head. The Lloyd alike is snorting from an inhaler, Armstrong
alike has a large nicotine patch on his neck.
Committee to add details.
Casting for French farm girls at 11am Monday: call for appt.

I played trombone. Also euphonium. All-state, All-Eastern, etc.

What's with all the Capital Letters?

Bill "at least no corpses under busses this time" S.

Quoted message said:

I played trombone. Also euphonium. All-state, All-Eastern, etc.

we have a part in the dublin pub men's room: pucker up and send photo

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bill Sornson said:

Quoted message said:

Scene One :MANHATTAN, KANSAS
3 bikers in Disscovery suits with racing cycles stand on a sidewalk
watching Parade go by. High School Trombone Band marches past playing
76 Trombones.
Sample Characters stand nearby as camera pans for the band: Van Dyke
and Gibson lookalikes as winos sharing an open container.
Disscovery riders look like Lance Armstrong, Lloyd, and Charlie Brown
but one is stillborn, one a fetuslike dwarf mutant, and one has a
crushed head. The Lloyd alike is snorting from an inhaler, Armstrong
alike has a large nicotine patch on his neck.
Committee to add details.
Casting for French farm girls at 11am Monday: call for appt.

I played trombone. Also euphonium. All-state, All-Eastern, etc.

What's with all the Capital Letters?

Inexplicably, this makes sense. The Capital Letters in Gene's message
indicate the proper names for cast members in this putative script. This
is akin to movie credits where the character is named "Maitre d'" or
"Cop #2" or "We're All Gonna Die! Guy".

-RjC.

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to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

Ryan Cousineau said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bill Sornson said:

Quoted message said:

Scene One :MANHATTAN, KANSAS
3 bikers in Disscovery suits with racing cycles stand on a sidewalk
watching Parade go by. High School Trombone Band marches past playing
76 Trombones.
Sample Characters stand nearby as camera pans for the band: Van Dyke
and Gibson lookalikes as winos sharing an open container.
Disscovery riders look like Lance Armstrong, Lloyd, and Charlie Brown
but one is stillborn, one a fetuslike dwarf mutant, and one has a
crushed head. The Lloyd alike is snorting from an inhaler, Armstrong
alike has a large nicotine patch on his neck.
Committee to add details.
Casting for French farm girls at 11am Monday: call for appt.

Quoted message said:

I played trombone. Also euphonium. All-state, All-Eastern, etc.

Quoted message said:

What's with all the Capital Letters?

Inexplicably, this makes sense. The Capital Letters in Gene's message
indicate the proper names for cast members in this putative script. This
is akin to movie credits where the character is named "Maitre d'" or
"Cop #2" or "We're All Gonna Die! Guy".

Since we're casting for a Cycling film, I call dibs on playing "Guy
Who Wipes Ketchup From Alexandra Paul's Thigh."

Quoted message said:

Since we're casting for a Cycling film, I call dibs on playing "Guy
Who Wipes Ketchup From Alexandra Paul's Thigh."- Hide quoted text -

well, still unfilled are: DROOLING IMBECILE 1,3,5,6 8,9 AND 14, 15

Hank Wirtz said:

Ryan Cousineau said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bill Sornson said:

[email hidden] wrote:
> Scene One :MANHATTAN, KANSAS
> 3 bikers in Disscovery suits with racing cycles stand on a sidewalk
> watching Parade go by. High School Trombone Band marches past
> playing 76 Trombones.
> Sample Characters stand nearby as camera pans for the band: Van
> Dyke and Gibson lookalikes as winos sharing an open container.
> Disscovery riders look like Lance Armstrong, Lloyd, and Charlie
> Brown but one is stillborn, one a fetuslike dwarf mutant, and one
> has a crushed head. The Lloyd alike is snorting from an inhaler,
> Armstrong alike has a large nicotine patch on his neck.
> Committee to add details.
> Casting for French farm girls at 11am Monday: call for appt.

Quoted message said:

I played trombone. Also euphonium. All-state, All-Eastern, etc.

Quoted message said:

What's with all the Capital Letters?

Inexplicably, this makes sense. The Capital Letters in Gene's message
indicate the proper names for cast members in this putative script.
This is akin to movie credits where the character is named "Maitre
d'" or "Cop #2" or "We're All Gonna Die! Guy".

Since we're casting for a Cycling film, I call dibs on playing "Guy
Who Wipes Ketchup From Alexandra Paul's Thigh."

Best boy? Or Stand-in? Err...

LLoyd Flandis?