Flyer...is he doping?

I call for him to submit DNA for testing, but I am sure he will fall back on the standard defense, "If you don't submit, they must acquit."

Bro Deal said:

I call for him to submit DNA for testing, but I am sure he will fall back on the standard defense, "If you don't submit, they must acquit."

I didn't want to say this, but Flyer called me on the phone and threaten to expose me as a drug cheat. My wife heard the conversation. Flyer said he could find 10 forum members, with avatars, who would swear that I was on drugs during that performance and during my career as a poster.

It's not possible anymore to compare eras in the sport of posting. The speed in which posters are creating new threads and commenting on old ones is unnaturally fast and not possible without pharmaceutical assistance. During my time in the sport, I only took vitamin shots.

And for those who say that my attack on Flyer is only for commercial gain to somehow pump up the sales of the new Helmut Roole action figure (picture attached) that sells for $9.99 USD at all Wal-Mart stores and many other fine toy retailers throughout the world, I say hogwash.

These actions figures, appropriately named G.I. Helmut™* and hand crafted of the finest alloys and plastics, have nothing to do with this. These actions figures, which feature Kung-foo grip, life-like hair and of course the anatomically correct, legendarily proportioned Purple Helmut Private Parts™**, is being used as a smoke screen by my enemies.

* Championship belt sold separately.
** May present a choking hazard.

helmutRoole2 said:

I didn't want to say this, but Flyer called me on the phone and threaten to expose me as a drug cheat. My wife heard the conversation. Flyer said he could find 10 forum members, with avatars, who would swear that I was on drugs during that performance and during my career as a poster.

It's not possible anymore to compare eras in the sport of posting. The speed in which posters are creating new threads and commenting on old ones is unnaturally fast and not possible without pharmaceutical assistance. During my time in the sport, I only took vitamin shots.

And for those who say that my attack on Flyer is only for commercial gain to somehow pump up the sales of the new Helmut Roole action figure (picture attached) that sells for $9.99 USD at all Wal-Mart stores and many other fine toy retailers throughout the world, I say hogwash.

These actions figures, appropriately named G.I. Helmut™* and hand crafted of the finest alloys and plastics, have nothing to do with this. These actions figures, which feature Kung-foo grip, life-like hair and of course the anatomically correct, legendarily proportioned Purple Helmut Private Parts™**, is being used as a smoke screen by my enemies.

* Championship belt sold separately.
** May present a choking hazard.

My name is Dr Alan Lim (not my real name) and I am the physician that Flyer consults on his training. Flyer has a Powertap Keyboard TM on his PC and we can download the data to monitor his performance. During training sessions Flyer has been able to answer as many as 10 threads a minute. How does he manage this you ask? Water, I answer. He pours a bidon of ice cold water over his head every ten seconds. Without the water's cooling effect he'd actually be able to answer treble the number of threads and even include swear words - in several languages! And you should see the chaos he rains down on the forums when he's just had a fresh transfusion and we have forgotten to filter out the testosterone. :eek:

Flyer F.? Yes!
Flyer is still banned.
I think we should all be drug tested, as in ,take a bunch of drugs and last man or woman standing wins.

Couple of entertainment sport media points:

#1) steroids, peptide hormones, post menopause hormones, fertility hormones, insulin, hGH, eGH, creams, clear drops, Deca Durabolin, Stanozolol, Salbutamol inhation, Pot Belge, heroin, morphine, marijuana, Prozac, Lithium, reseach drugs, Actovegin, blood bags labled 'Cowboy', 'Brillo', 'Son of Rudy' are LEGAL to possess and to ingest in this medicated world. (no athlete ever gets prison time for doping, EVER)

#2) I have NEVER failed a $200 urine test.

#3) If I ever do fail a urine test it will because of the French people, sample mislabelling, Jack Daniels consumption, alien beings, flawed Power Point presentations, dishonest physicians, or Nike wanting to cancel my endorsement.

#4) PEDs work--that is why they are ubiquitoius in Grand Tour racing.

#5) Sales of PEDs are lucrative for dealers and the dealer network. Especially in the teenager markets.

#6) PEDs can be addictive and thus, a spectacular source of annuity cash flows (unsolicited reorders)

#7) Big Pharma loves PEDs. hGH is not just for dwarfism anymore. Insulin not just for diabetes. EPO not just for Chemo.

Drugs, supplements, marketing, empty denials all go together, yet are everywhere around us.

Look for some exciting drug scandals in 2007!

50 posts in two days he is on Crystal meth. Having trouble sleeping?

Quoted post said:

flawed Power Point presentations

Toooo funny

Only Arnie Baker on meth can understand:

Power Point Puzzles

We call it sophistry.

NOTE: Howard Jacobs, (Montgomery, Gatlin, Hamilton, Jones) attorney won't go near it!

jhuskey said:

Flyer F.? Yes!
Flyer is still banned.
I think we should all be drug tested, as in ,take a bunch of drugs and last man or woman standing wins.

We do that already. It's called the Tour de France.

This is too funny ROFL!!! Flyer man...welcome back. I've always loved your informed discussion and have wondered whether you are a jaded ex-pro...

Thanks Borg:

Just like Tyler Hamilton I run post menopause hormones now.

But I am off the heavy stuff.

Just Viagra, caffeine, menopausal juice, Salbutamol inhalation, and a race day greenie.

No more $35,000 invoices from my gynocologist.

Lance, Jan, Ivan, Tyler, Floyd & Johan---they are the real drug addicts, not me.

RobertCZ said:

50 posts in two days he is on Crystal meth. Having trouble sleeping?

It's the secret twin that is responsible.

Borg said:

This is too funny ROFL!!! Flyer man...welcome back. I've always loved your informed discussion and have wondered whether you are a jaded ex-pro...

O-please….. informed that is the last thing in the world to describe his posts, slash and burn, must read his own words to live 😄 but not informed, entertaining from a sick sadistic deprived point of view….

Informed

Wise

Knowledgeable

Sage

Brave

Bold

Brutally honest

If you can't handle the drugged cyclng truth----pursue Olympic Badminton instead. Steroids w/o the massive blood doping protocols.

Run along now little Timmy.

Flyer's.Finale! said:

Lance, Jan, Ivan, Tyler, Floyd & Johan---they are the real drug addicts, not me.

So you have real proof other then your silly remarks?

New to cycling bladefreak?

Flyer, what are your doping opinions about:

- The Cycling Greats (Merckx, Hinault...)
- Ronaldinho, Henry, Shevchenko, Cannavaro, Zidane... (soccer)
- Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Shaquille O'Neal, David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant, Lauren Jackson... (basketball)
- Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh, Anikka Sorenstam... (golf)
- Marion Jones, Tim Montgomery, Asafa Powell... (T&F)
- Barry Bonds, Marc McGuire, Alex Rodriguez, Ken Griffey Jr, Roger Clemens... (MLB)
- Wayne Gretsky (NHL)
- Peyton Manning, LaDainian Tomlinson, Ray Lewis, Tom Brady, Brian Urlacher.. (NFL)

What will be the next big doping scandal in world sport?

Flyer's.Finale! said:

New to cycling bladefreak?

You see? Now, that's actually pretty funny!

Flyer's.Finale! said:

Informed

Wise

Knowledgeable

Sage

Brave

Bold

Brutally honest

If you can't handle the drugged cyclng truth----pursue Olympic Badminton instead. Steroids w/o the massive blood doping protocols.

Run along now little Timmy.

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