Quoted message said:"Enhancements"? Like forming ("partially crushing"😉 the tube? Good
idea. Let's try this over again with a tube that doesn't roll or skid,
and stands alone to bear the weight of the noisy-riding mud tire on
that stinky oversize penis-mobile that ol' Dufus there drives solo to
work and 3/4 mile back and forth from the beer store.
Ahhh, but it was a *diesel-powered* penis-mobile! 🙂
Quoted message said:Ti: diamond-hard miracle metal that never breaks when used to make
bicycle frames. Right?
I dunno. I thought the whole thing was so transparently absurd and
over-the-top that I enjoyed it. I suppose there really are people who
will assume this "test" tells them all they need to know about the
relative qualities of carbon, aluminum, and titanium, but I'm inclined
to think that they are so logic-challenged, there's no hope for 'em.
Marketing usually is relatively pointless, and as such things go, I
thought it showed a lot of creativity. Especially the part about the Ti
tube *rolling* away after being run over. Doesn't mean I'm lusting
after a bike made of the stuff.
For the record, all my bikes are steel, I have no connection to the
marketing industry, and I generally deplore the pointless *products*
marketing gives us. But I still enjoy a good laugh.
Did you notice how they didn't dare test a steel tube? 🙂
Mark J.
