I took a group of nine 10-year-old children on a night ride - the culmination of eleven 2-hour cycling lessons spread over two years. The children are all experienced cyclists.
Oxleas Wood is a 3-mile ride from the school, and it rises to perhaps 100m. Leaving school at 4pm we got the the top of the woods at about 4.30 where we refuelled with a doughnut while waiting for darkness to fall.
At 4.45 we delved into the murky darkness under the tree canopy and explored the woods for about 30 minutes. Then a quick spin around Severndroog Castle, and a tentative plunge down the hill towards the South Circular Road.
Leading the group, I fell.
Into the mud.
My back wheel just went from under me.
The following children fell...
....about laughing.
How undignified!
I later claimed I was demonstrating a quick dismount. I don't think I got away with the lie.
I took a group of nine 10-year-old children on a night ride - the culmination of eleven 2-hour cycling lessons spread over two years. The children are all experienced cyclists.
Oxleas Wood is a 3-mile ride from the school, and it rises to perhaps 100m. Leaving school at 4pm we got the the top of the woods at about 4.30 where we refuelled with a doughnut while waiting for darkness to fall.
At 4.45 we delved into the murky darkness under the tree canopy and explored the woods for about 30 minutes. Then a quick spin around Severndroog Castle, and a tentative plunge down the hill towards the South Circular Road.
Leading the group, I fell.
Into the mud.
My back wheel just went from under me.
The following children fell...
...about laughing.
How undignified!
I later claimed I was demonstrating a quick dismount. I don't think I got away with the lie.
Tell them that this is the last and most important lesson, and what do they think it is? Sudden, bad things happen to even the most experienced of us, and be prepared. Or at least learn how to fall!
My back wheel just went from under me. The following children fell about laughing.
and Martin Dann responded:
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IMHO you should have been honest with them, they would respect you more.
Do you have no sense of fun? Kids *love* joining in with an obvious lie. It shows that the adult has a sense of humour and strengthens the bond between adult and child.
-- Danny Colyer <URL:http://www.colyer.plus.com/danny/> Reply address is valid, but that on my website is checked more often "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine
In article <[email hidden]>, Tom Crispin [email hidden] says...
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I took a group of nine 10-year-old children on a night ride - the culmination of eleven 2-hour cycling lessons spread over two years. The children are all experienced cyclists.
Oxleas Wood is a 3-mile ride from the school, and it rises to perhaps 100m. Leaving school at 4pm we got the the top of the woods at about 4.30 where we refuelled with a doughnut while waiting for darkness to fall.
At 4.45 we delved into the murky darkness under the tree canopy and explored the woods for about 30 minutes. Then a quick spin around Severndroog Castle, and a tentative plunge down the hill towards the South Circular Road.
Leading the group, I fell.
Into the mud.
My back wheel just went from under me.
The following children fell...
...about laughing.
How undignified!
I later claimed I was demonstrating a quick dismount. I don't think I got away with the lie.
So is there going to be some major [censored]-taking at school, or are they generally well behaved young ladies and gentlemen?
My back wheel just went from under me. The following children fell about laughing.
and Martin Dann responded:
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IMHO you should have been honest with them, they would respect you more.
Do you have no sense of fun? Kids *love* joining in with an obvious lie. It shows that the adult has a sense of humour and strengthens the bond between adult and child.
Thanks, Danny. I was a bit lost as to how I should respond to Martin.
On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:23:55 -0000, Rob Morley <[email hidden]>
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In article <[email hidden]>, Tom Crispin [email hidden] says...
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I took a group of nine 10-year-old children on a night ride - the culmination of eleven 2-hour cycling lessons spread over two years. The children are all experienced cyclists.
Oxleas Wood is a 3-mile ride from the school, and it rises to perhaps 100m. Leaving school at 4pm we got the the top of the woods at about 4.30 where we refuelled with a doughnut while waiting for darkness to fall.
At 4.45 we delved into the murky darkness under the tree canopy and explored the woods for about 30 minutes. Then a quick spin around Severndroog Castle, and a tentative plunge down the hill towards the South Circular Road.
Leading the group, I fell.
Into the mud.
My back wheel just went from under me.
The following children fell...
...about laughing.
How undignified!
I later claimed I was demonstrating a quick dismount. I don't think I got away with the lie.
So is there going to be some major [censored]-taking at school, or are they generally well behaved young ladies and gentlemen?
I know the children well enough, and am known well enough, to be able to join in the merriment.
I'm more concerned about Leavers' Assembly in July. Five years ago the current Year 6 class was my Year 2 class. One morning, after playtime, I flumped into my chair and it collapsed under me leaving me on the floor and some very surprised 6-year-olds - until they fell about laughing.
In Leavers' Assembly the children have an opportunity to recall some of the more amusing memories of their time at school. I can hear it now. "I remember the time in Year 2 when Mr Crispin sat on his chair and ..." It is customary for parents attending the assembly to politely laugh at the most unfunny of recollections.
I took a group of nine 10-year-old children on a night ride - the culmination of eleven 2-hour cycling lessons spread over two years. The children are all experienced cyclists.
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Oxleas Wood is a 3-mile ride from the school, and it rises to perhaps 100m. Leaving school at 4pm we got the the top of the woods at about 4.30 where we refuelled with a doughnut while waiting for darkness to fall.
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At 4.45 we delved into the murky darkness under the tree canopy and explored the woods for about 30 minutes. Then a quick spin around Severndroog Castle, and a tentative plunge down the hill towards the South Circular Road.
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Leading the group, I fell.
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Into the mud.
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My back wheel just went from under me.
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The following children fell...
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....about laughing.
Ah, Murphy's Law never more aptly demonstrated.
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How undignified!
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I later claimed I was demonstrating a quick dismount. I don't think I got away with the lie.
--
Buck
Give a little person a little power and create a big problem.
In article <[email hidden]>, Tom Crispin [email hidden] says...
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:23:55 -0000, Rob Morley <[email hidden]> wrote:
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So is there going to be some major [censored]-taking at school, or are they generally well behaved young ladies and gentlemen?
I know the children well enough, and am known well enough, to be able to join in the merriment.
I imagined so - I was thinking more of merriment than persecution. :-)
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I'm more concerned about Leavers' Assembly in July. Five years ago the current Year 6 class was my Year 2 class. One morning, after playtime, I flumped into my chair and it collapsed under me leaving me on the floor and some very surprised 6-year-olds - until they fell about laughing.
In Leavers' Assembly the children have an opportunity to recall some of the more amusing memories of their time at school. I can hear it now. "I remember the time in Year 2 when Mr Crispin sat on his chair and ..." It is customary for parents attending the assembly to politely laugh at the most unfunny of recollections.
At least it's not the sort of occasion when they roll out some old duffer from the class of '49 to regale the gathering with something that was only marginally interesting even then.
