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  1. Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Bob Schwartz

  2. Bob Schwartz said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Bob Schwartz

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    DA74

  3. In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    Bob Schwartz <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Not a problem.

    --
    Michael Press

  4. DA74 said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Bob Schwartz

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    DA74

    try again, this time with more feeling.

    -bdbafh

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    DA74 said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Bob Schwartz

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    DA74

    You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the object of
    your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come out of the
    closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also be so besotted with a
    male of another species is really daring. Let your freak flag fly, young, err, man!

    http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    bdbafh said:
    DA74 said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Bob Schwartz

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    DA74

    try again, this time with more feeling.

    "Oh 'Grilla, your eyes are like two limpid pools of 10W-40. Your skin is like
    rich Corinthian leather and your lips are like two nightcrawlers making love in a
    peat bog..."

    (tip o' the hat to Tesco Vee)

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  7. "Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.

    He knows full well what happens in velodrome corners. He doesn't
    believe any of the [censored] he writes. He's just seeing who he can
    screw with.

    As trolling techniques go it's not very efficient because the
    amount of troll response requires a huge amount of post-for-post
    prodding. So his troll index sucks.

    If you guys want to flush time countering his twisted concepts
    of physics, geometry, or doping enforcement, go right ahead.
    Just do it with the knowledge and understanding that you are a
    dumbass for doing it.

    Ah yes, when you argue with a fool, chances are he is doing exactly the
    same.

    Phil H

  8. DA74 said:
    Quoted message said:

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    Howard Kveck said:

    You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the object of
    your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come out of the
    closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also be so besotted with a
    male of another species is really daring. Let your freak flag fly, young, err, man!

    http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn

    http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bin/viewjoke2.cgi?id=20030531

  9. Donald Munro said:
    DA74 said:
    Quoted message said:

    Weak post. Full of BS.

    Howard Kveck said:

    You know, many people in here would think that the way you play to the
    object of
    your infatuation is unseemly, but I think it's really very brave. To come
    out of the closet like you have for another guy is one thing, but to also
    be so besotted with a male of another species is really daring. Let your
    freak flag fly, young, err, man!

    http://tinyurl.com/y3eudn

    http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bin/viewjoke2.cgi?id=20030531

    Cute, but the gorillas lack the necessary equipment. Their penises are
    notoriously small:

    http://www.wweek.com/html2/love.html

  10. Bob Schwartz said:

    Dumbasses,

    The ape's trolling technique is simple. Take a not-too-obvious
    but indefensible-if-you-think-about-it position. Then defend
    it doggedly.


    <snip>

    I think it would have been more effective if it had been written in
    english.

    --
    Bill Asher

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