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Merry Christmas Mike! Here's your rib back.

~God

In all seriousness, though, best of luck with your rib injury. Hope
all the bad stuff clears up soon so you can go back to unicycling,
Morris dancing, and insurance-ing. Have a good New Year's.

-Alex

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monkeyman

~Alex Brown
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Rib injuries are very painful.
I bruised mine a few months ago and it hurt to breath, move, cough
(sneezing was -right- out!), turn, type, tie shoelaces, use a knife and
fork, drive, sleep and basically do anything that you take for granted
when you are fit.
Get well and have a good New Year.

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Into the blue

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads...See this?...This is my -BOOM-
stick!"
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Unfortunately I’ve broken ribs on both sides. My recommendation
for keep your lungs happy is to constantly take deep breaths even
though it might hurt.:eek:
As long as you don’t have a fracture a nice short cruise would
exercise the lungs pretty well too.

I hope your back to having fun on ONE a.s.a.p!!

Just One Wheel

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JustOneWheel

There is no better way to have Fun and Exercise. "UNICYCLE"
Every one should have "FUN ON ONE"
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Yuck! Chest infections are horrid. I remeber being unwell last Christmas
(unfortunately I was on Annual Leave though) and dramatically coughing
up blood. (It wasn't anything serious though). I couldn't eat my crimbo
dinner and Jim had cooked a goose just for me. 🙁

I think, in general, people underestimate how long it takes for the
body to heal (so you all be careful out there).

I hope you get back to usual as soon as poss. (And get back to the
riding and the writing cos we miss you. Well I do anyway)

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cathwood

Cathy
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I'm glad the regulars do check in here periodically. Good to hear from
you and I look forward to more of your write ups in the future. Just
be sure to let yourself heal well. I've been plagued with resperitory
'events' throughout my life, usually in the winter. Never any fun. I
have found that I've managed to skip a few winter infections as I've
aged. Maybe the second hand smoke damage is finally dissipating (my
parents smoked when I was young).

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underdog

'I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody
tell you different' - Kurt Vonnegut
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monkeyman said:

Merry Christmas Mike! Here's your rib back.

~God

In all seriousness, though, best of luck with your rib injury. Hope
all the bad stuff clears up soon so you can go back to unicycling,
Morris dancing, and insurance-ing. Have a good New Year's.

-Alex

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.

"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy"

"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.

"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food
and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."

"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."

"What's a 'woman', Lord?"

"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that
she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so
sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make
you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She
will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be
the perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly voice.

"Sounds great."

"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."

"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.

"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and
your left testicle."

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and
concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God:

"Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"

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zfreak220

certified curb hopper 11-23-06

iridemymuni said:

i think everybody agrees when i say you lucky son of a [censored]

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that was a good one. I haven't heard that one before.😄

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