Ian said:You should also have sandwiches in a tupperware box on the rack for full effect.
For top marks, consider the following scenario:
Grate frend gNick has been allowed to compete in an end of season "10" in his fully-faired
Windcheetah. Stick-bike winner is one Roger Hammond who, later that winter, would go on to become
World Junior Cyclo-Cross Champion. gNick is, as one might surmise from a casual scrutiny of the
machines involved, a Several of minutes faster.
But, on levering himself out of a vehicle which weighs about half a hundredweight on its own, he
first extracts a heavy and clanking bag of Tools and Stuff. Delving into this, he extracts a smaller
bag, from which he produces, in a manner almost, but not quite, entirely unlike David Git, er,
Blaine, a packet of Regal and a Zippo. Out comes a Regal, flame is applied to the tip thereof and
vent is given to the the great sigh of pleasure common to all nicotine addicts who haven't sparked
up a [censored] for at least twenty minutes.
Roadie jaws hit the tarmac on all sides.
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