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  1. So there I was, cycling into work this morning along a dark, unlit bit
    of shared footpath/cyclepath. There was a black dog running about, with
    it's owner up ahead. Rang my loud ding-a-ling bell. No response.
    Shouted "Hello". No response. Eventually managed to negotiate my way
    past the dog, and suggested to the owner that he keeps his dog on a
    lead. His response? "You should have a bell as well."

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the road?

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

  2. "Paul Boyd" <usenet.dont.work@plusnet> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the road?

    I get the "you should have a bell" quite a bit. I also have one, and use it
    *a lot*.

    I'd really like a *really* loud bell. You know, kind of airzound impact, but
    bell noise.

    Jc.

  3. Josey jc@nospam said:


    I'd really like a *really* loud bell. You know, kind of airzound impact, but
    bell noise.

    A friend had a clockwork doorbell. It was about 7" diameter dome bell
    on the back of the door. You wound it up by rotating the bell, then
    there was a catch that released it via a push-rod through the door.
    It was seriously loud fire-bell sort of volume. I'm sure it could be
    mounted on a bike. You got about 30 seconds ringing from it, followed
    by about two minutes sympathetic ringing-in-the-ears if you happened
    to be in the hallway when someone let it off.

    No idea where it came from. It was in a student house in Dundee about
    15 years ago.

    regards, Ian SMith
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  4. "Paul Boyd" <usenet.dont.work@plusnet> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    So there I was, cycling into work this morning along a dark, unlit bit
    of shared footpath/cyclepath. There was a black dog running about, with
    it's owner up ahead. Rang my loud ding-a-ling bell. No response.
    Shouted "Hello". No response. Eventually managed to negotiate my way
    past the dog, and suggested to the owner that he keeps his dog on a
    lead. His response? "You should have a bell as well."

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the road?

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

    Response - "And you should be fitted with a working pair of ears."

    --
    David Lloyd,
    The pub is responsible for my opinions.

  5. Paul Boyd wrote on 13/12/2006 07:33 +0100:

    Quoted message said:

    So there I was, cycling into work this morning along a dark, unlit bit
    of shared footpath/cyclepath. There was a black dog running about, with
    it's owner up ahead. Rang my loud ding-a-ling bell. No response.
    Shouted "Hello". No response. Eventually managed to negotiate my way
    past the dog, and suggested to the owner that he keeps his dog on a
    lead. His response? "You should have a bell as well."

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the road?

    My response to such is to ring the bell with " Just so you recognise it
    next time you hear one"

    --
    Tony

    "...has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least
    wildly inaccurate..."
    Douglas Adams; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  6. In article <[email hidden]>

    Paul Boyd usenet.dont.work@plusnet said:

    So there I was, cycling into work this morning along a dark, unlit bit
    of shared footpath/cyclepath. There was a black dog running about, with
    it's owner up ahead. Rang my loud ding-a-ling bell. No response.
    Shouted "Hello". No response. Eventually managed to negotiate my way
    past the dog, and suggested to the owner that he keeps his dog on a
    lead. His response? "You should have a bell as well."

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the road?


    Just ring the bell.

  7. On 13/12/2006 08:43, Ian Smith said,

    Quoted message said:

    A friend had a clockwork doorbell. It was about 7" diameter dome bell
    on the back of the door. You wound it up by rotating the bell, then
    there was a catch that released it via a push-rod through the door.
    It was seriously loud fire-bell sort of volume. I'm sure it could be
    mounted on a bike. You got about 30 seconds ringing from it, followed
    by about two minutes sympathetic ringing-in-the-ears if you happened
    to be in the hallway when someone let it off.

    That's what I want! I'm contemplating an Airzound instead, only for use
    under certain conditions!

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

  8. Ian Smith wrote:

    [Judicious snip]

    Quoted message said:

    It was seriously loud fire-bell sort of volume. I'm sure it could be
    mounted on a bike. You got about 30 seconds ringing from it, followed
    by about two minutes sympathetic ringing-in-the-ears if you happened
    to be in the hallway when someone let it off.

    Why would someone be cycling in the hallway?

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    "This seems like a case where we need to shoot the messenger." (Charlie
    Kaufman on Cypherpunks list)

  9. On 13/12/2006 23:54, Don Whybrow said,

    Quoted message said:

    Why would someone be cycling in the hallway?

    To get out the front door quicker :-)

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

  10. Paul Boyd said:

    On 13/12/2006 23:54, Don Whybrow said,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Why would someone be cycling in the hallway?

    Quoted message said:

    To get out the front door quicker :-)

    To be able to hold on to both walls while learning to ride a unicycle?

    Roos

  11. Josey said:

    I'd really like a *really* loud bell. You know, kind of airzound impact,
    but bell noise.

    It would probably require an inconveniently large clocktower to carry it
    around in, though. : )

    Becky

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    usenet.dont.work@plusnet (Paul Boyd) said:

    So there I was, cycling into work this morning along a dark, unlit
    bit of shared footpath/cyclepath. There was a black dog running
    about, with it's owner up ahead. Rang my loud ding-a-ling bell. No
    response. Shouted "Hello". No response. Eventually managed to
    negotiate my way past the dog, and suggested to the owner that he
    keeps his dog on a lead. His response? "You should have a bell as
    well."

    Hard of hearing, pre-occupied, or maybe the usual answer a charge with
    another one.

    Quoted message said:

    Why is it you always think of the right response some time down the
    road?

    esprit d'escalier

  13. On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:06:31 GMT someone who may be "Arellcat"
    <[email hidden]> wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'd really like a *really* loud bell. You know, kind of airzound impact,
    but bell noise.

    It would probably require an inconveniently large clocktower to carry it
    around in, though. : )

    And the striker mechanism would be rather difficult to operate.

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh
    I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
    http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

  14. On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:54:09 +0000 someone who may be Don Whybrow
    <[email hidden]> wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    Why would someone be cycling in the hallway?

    A member of my family, who was once a pilot in the RAF, once told me
    that the great sport was riding motorbikes along the hallways and
    corridors of the barracks. The aim was to stop before hitting the
    doors, but the presence of carpets made this a rather difficult task
    as sometimes the carpets came loose as one was braking.

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh
    I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
    http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

  15. David Hansen said:


    A member of my family, who was once a pilot in the RAF, once told me
    that the great sport was riding motorbikes along the hallways and
    corridors of the barracks. The aim was to stop before hitting the
    doors, but the presence of carpets made this a rather difficult task
    as sometimes the carpets came loose as one was braking.

    Somehow, the combination of the words 'pilot', 'RAF', 'motorbike' &
    'barracks' make the above more than plausible. These components can be
    combined in many ways to produce interesting results. Not from personal
    experience, just from knowing a few people who would have it.

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    Evolution is a harsh mistress.

  16. Well, just to balance it out, this evening there was a lady walking her
    dog on a stretchy lead. I rang my bell, she reeled the dog in and said
    "thank you" at the same time I did.

    Restores your faith in humanity!

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

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