protection?

Why don't you want to wear tighty whites? Do you think anyone really
cares what underwear you wear?

If you don't want to wear them, then wear bicycle shorts. If you're too
embarrased to wear bike shorts, then wear shorts on top of the bike
shorts.

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First, learn to speak English.

Then, learn to use the 'search feature'
(http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/search.php). It really is helpful.

Using the search feature, you could find that the answer is either
A) Never ride your unicycle again, or
B) Wear bike shorts.

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Naomi said:

Nao ... who just spent half a minute trying to delete a tiny tiny
insect , that was posing as a comma in the last sentence.

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Check out unicycletips.com i think there is a guide to keeping the hardy
boys outta trouble.

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dudewithasock said:

Yeah, and they have more estrogen than me, too. Now *that* takes guts.

iridemymuni said:

hey evan i've got the same blue nipples as you !!!!!

tobbogonist said:

this may be off topic, but my trouser snake is called:
Conan: The Barbarian

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monkeyman said:

A) Never ride your unicycle again

Haha. yep, that will do it.

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Boxers let everything hang down and loose, which means there is a
greater chance that the seat can hit you in the crotch because it
doesn't have to go up as much to hit your testicles when you land wrong
or tuck too much on a drop.

Now, for riding in general its easy to just kinda scoop things out in
front as you mount, and that becomes second nature to all unicyclist,
and that keeps them good for just riding.

But if your hitting them a lot from doing jumps and drops, then maybe
lowering your seat more, so you have more tucking room and less chance
to have the seat come up and hit you.

Or you can start doing SIF so the seat is out in front of you, and youd
have to wreck pretty bad to hit your groin area.

The easiest ways are to just get better at landing gaps and drops and
to wear whitey tighties or bike shorts, because those keeps everything
up and out of the way.

For the wrecks where you get hit, you cant help it, sometimes those
happens, just like and most sports.

Theres nothing wrong with wearing bike shorts or whitey tighties
either. I dont see why anyone would have something against them.

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a question:

what do you do for seat in hand ww? I keep *ouch*ing myself...

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ivan said:

I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

mscalisi said:

wait...invisible AND pink?

Evan Byrne said:

Are you planing war against a iceberg or something?

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and i wasnt asking cuz i would be embarassed. i asked cuz i wanted a
more comfortable solution

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well, tighty whites or bike shorts are more comfortable than smashing
your balls

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There is a reason -unicycle- sounds a lot like -eunuchcycle-. Cut 'em
off. That's what all the best riders do.

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oh ya great idea!! thanks!!

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john_childs said:

There is a reason -unicycle- sounds a lot like -eunuchcycle-. Cut 'em
off. That's what all the best riders do.

when i suggested that i was frowned upon.

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bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe said:

a guide to keeping the hardy boys outta trouble.

That's such a great euphanism.

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maybe there's someone out there who will suggest using duct tape...
but I'd prefer bike shorts.

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