Re: outage

"the_dawggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Edward Dolan said:

I do not want references. I want your detailed description of it. Please,
in
your own words, tell me all about wanking. This is apparently the

Well, it can feel quite good, you generally pull the skin around your
[censored] up and down over the knob at the end, however I think I really
need to provide a reference for you as it's really well covered here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanking

I suspect most folk are quite good at it, especially your good self.

Unlike operation of heavy machinery, it prolly safely can be done
under the influence of various droogs too.

Quoted message said:

By the way, apropos of your Saint Steve Irwin, I also think Mel Gibson is
one of the biggest jerks and [censored] ever to come out of Aussieland. I
am
beginning to think that maybe I just plain don't like the lot of you,

Ooooh, go and have a sook then, not a [censored] :-)

You need to study my signature more deeply. Once you have done that, it will
gradually dawn on you that Ed Dolan is not only Great, but is also a Great
Saint, known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great. As such, he knows many
things but he does not know about this wanking business.

Others have remarked to me that they see a halo about my head I am so Holy.
But what would you ever know about things like that. I am preparing to
ascend into Heaven without having to go through the bother of dying too, but
I suspect you would not know anything about that either as befits your
status as a [censored].

By the way, [censored] like you will never be admitted to my Order of the
Perpetual Sorrows.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota