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Would you buy "John Childs Hot Sauce"?

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  1. During a discussion in Mo'st Repli' (http://tinyurl.com/er5qv)es today,
    talk turned to Hot Sauce and I realised that there is definately a gap
    in the Unicycling Market for a celebrity Hot Sauce.
    You may argue that -*HARPER HOTTIE SAUCE*- should be the way to go but
    I beg to differ and would like to suggest a *-JOHN CHILDS HOT SAUCE -
    NO NONSENSE, JUST GETS THE JOB DONE-*.

    I'd obviously like for the sauce to rate 768 on the Sc'oville Sca'
    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale)le, or at least a sensible
    derivation of that number.

    Consider this market research.

    Would you buy a Unicycling Celebrity Hot Sauce?

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  2. Sounds good

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  3. i wnat john childs hot sauce

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  4. I'm in Texas. We consider anything with a Scoville rating of less than
    2,500 just plain baby formula.

    In fact, a rating of 768 would be similar to what a nursing Texas
    infant obtains during his first 4 weeks. At 8 weeks we just slip a
    nipple on a tabasco bottle for the night feedings.

    :p

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  5. Trapper said:

    I'm in Texas. We consider anything with a Scoville rating of less than
    2,500 just plain baby formula.

    In fact, a rating of 768 would be similar to what a nursing Texas
    infant obtains during his first 4 weeks. At 8 weeks we just slip a
    nipple on a tabasco bottle for the night feedings.

    Point taken.
    I wanted to say 768 000 but didn't want to scare the representative
    from Vermont.

    Maybe 589824?

    EDIT: No, sod it, 768 will do fine, they'll just have to recalibrate
    Scoville.

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  6. GILD said:

    Point taken.
    I wanted to say 768 000 but didn't want to scare the representative
    from Vermont.

    Maybe 589824?

    EDIT: No, sod it, 768 will do fine, they'll just have to recalibrate
    Scoville.

    hehehe.

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  7. *ahem*

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  8. Love your work.

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  9. J.C. Hot Sauce on Buffalo Wings? Couldn't get any better than that!

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  10. I've eaten a variety of hot foods with JC. He's a sissy. Pepsi is hot
    sauce to him.

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  11. i also want yoopers four stroke engine oil

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  12. i also want yoopers four stroke engine oil

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    munipsycho said:

    Just a bit of advice: never vomit while wearing a full-face helmet.

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  13. Into the blue said:

    *ahem*

    New avatar for John Childs! Yeah!I doubt he will though, what a shame.

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  14. Habanero hot sauce with a hint of Guinness. The perfect flavor combo
    for buffalo wings, mission style burritos, BBQ, and chili. I like it.

    Start with the mild version at 7680 scoville units. That would be good
    for my favorite 'Taco Del Mar' (http://www.tacodelmar.com/) burritos.

    Then a hot version at 7680*X depending on what works out to the best
    balance of flavor and heat for a Habanero hot sauce with a hint of
    Guinness.

    The secret lab is working on it as we speak. This will take some
    research and testing. Harper will be the guinea pig.

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  15. I want some Ryan Atkins Hot Sauce, as that boy must have fire under his
    ass to be able to static hop so well! haha, whats next? Unicyclist
    Brand Balance Powder?

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  16. Catboy, shut yo mouf foo.

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  17. harper said:

    I've eaten a variety of hot foods with JC. He's a sissy. Pepsi is hot
    sauce to him.

    Incorrect. After the Portland Bridge Pedal, I witnessed a McMinnemen's
    waitress attempt to poison JC with hot sauce and jalepeno-ladened
    dishes. It was a valid attempt, and he took it all without a blink.

    But, like JC's other valuable services like coker tire changing and
    Magura bleeding, I won't buy his hot sauce. I'll expect him to deliver
    it to my house, at the Ride 'N Feed, in exchange for food and beer. He
    will comply, because he knows that the food and beer will be Good.

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