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  1. There are several traditional recipes for this nourishing natural
    beverage. Here is a favourite of mine:

    Cut the fresh young tips of the nettles and put them in plastic bag,
    exclude as much of the air as you can, then seal tightly. Separately,
    cut the thick woody stalks of the older nettles and nind them tightly
    with string.

    Dry the shoots and the woody bits in a hot oven for an hour or two.
    Then put the fresh tips in a blender with some salt and vinegar and
    blend finely. Meanwhile, cut the thick woody stalks into short
    sections using a blunt knife so that the fibres are squashed and
    ragged, rather than cleanly cut.

    Place the sections of stalks and the blended tips in a pan with some
    oil and fry gently before tipping the resultant mixture into a pan of
    iced water. Bring slowly to the boil, stirring vigorously. Boil for
    half an hour on a rolling boil.

    Add milk and sugar to taste, or a slice of lemon if preferred.

    It tastes bloody awful, but it makes you feel so much better about
    falling full length in the nettles when wearing only a thin T shirt and
    Lycra shorts.😠

    --
    Mikefule

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    voluptuousness; we end in the dissolution of all our parts and the
    musty stench of corpses."
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  2. That reminds me of a 100m length of trail that is lined on both sides
    with close-packed Russian thistles. The trail is narrow enough that
    your pedals brush the thistles. The rest of the path is great, so I
    frequently brave the Russian thistle passage.

    I hope your nettle stings subside so you don't feel inclined to drink
    more nettle tea. I suggest jasmine infused green tea instead.

    --
    podzol

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  3. Mikefule said:

    but it makes you feel so much better about falling full length in the
    nettles when wearing only a thin T shirt and Lycra shorts.😠

    That's the other good reason for wearing sixsixone 4x4 knee/shin pads as
    well. As well as reducing the chance of crash injuries, they also guard
    your legs against stinging nettles.

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    gkmac

    "It's a marvellous thing to see, someone in full flight on the
    unicycle." - Stuart Maconie, Radio 2
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  4. probably better done in the spring, to get the first growth of the year
    (the recipe, not the falling) - Nettle soup always seem to taste better
    then, it could be similar if you were a tea connoisseur🙂

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    mikepenton

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  5. The question is:
    If we do the recipie wrong could we end up with terribly itchy
    insides?

    --
    Victory

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  6. Sounds like somebody might have had a bit of a nasty UPD. Sure hope it
    was on his uni and not his 800cc motorbike.

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    underdog

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  7. So Underdog hope Mikefule fell off his unicycle, does he? Them's
    fighting words.

    😉

    --
    Mikefule

    "We begin in the madness of carnal desire and the transport of
    voluptuousness; we end in the dissolution of all our parts and the
    musty stench of corpses."
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  8. I can see I need to be much more careful with the way I structure my
    sentences.🙂

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