jetsan said:Yo all.
Well after being hit by a car back in jan im finally getting back on it, not for the fact that i was hurt that bad just because it took so dam long for the insurance to pay out that by the time they did it was winter....... and i was all "heck no im not going out there".
BUT! hopped on the steed on tuesday to ride to work, a 30k spin and well blow me down it was a hoot...... until......... dark, reflectors, light, so many things flashing on the bike i look like a moving rave, no street lights 80k zone, head check right no cars, head check right no cars, just about to turn, head check right no cars, turn and a car with no lights on cruises past at what i would estimate 100k. i saw, i missed, i thought fark me.
um, thats all. just another story about how stupid the majority of car drivers seem to be.
jet
good to hear you are back on it 🙂 must feel good to be riding again after such a [censored] long break.
as for the stealth speeder... everyone knows that for most motorists, it goes like this:
1) pick up your keys (if you can find them)
2) once you have your keys, remove your brain, either by blowing it out through your nose on a tissue, or by unlatching your skull and scooping it out with your hands. make sure you do not lose your keys in there.
3) if you want to be extra thorough, remove your spine. that way, when you make a spineless comment to a broken cyclist that you didnt see them, it will actually be true! This is not recommended if you are going to visit the in-laws though.
4) go out to the car, make sure that you have the instructions to drive written on a small piece of paper on the steering wheel, or write it on your arm in pen, because you cant remember how to drive now that you have removed your brain. make sure you have lots of things to distract you in the car, that way you get to pay even less attention to the road.
5) press the pedal, close your eyes and you will magically appear at your destination several minutes later without having any recollection of how you got there, or what that big red streak with bits of carbon fibre sticking out of it is on your bonnet.
6) repeat step 5 for the return journey.