Alas, another heckler thread

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

Dale Earnhardt Jr?

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

White trash...

Darts.
the only sport where you can drink whilst competing in the world championships!!

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

Here in Australia, calling someone "Norm" will probably give them the message 😄 (if they're over 25 years old or so)

[img]lifebeinitnt.orgimg norm.jpgOpen ↗[/img]

http://www.lifebeinit.org.au/?uri=history/characters

(damn, now I'll have the "Life Be In It" TV-ad jingles going through my head all day..)

Archibald said:

Darts.
the only sport where you can drink whilst competing in the world championships!!

Are you sure about this? I thought Poker was now a sport.

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? .

Ralph Cramden or maybe Paulie (Burt Young - Rocky).

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

I call them my inlaws

Archibald said:

Darts.
the only sport where you can drink whilst competing in the world championships!!

What about snooker? I seem to remember one of the pros fighting with the tax department because he wanted the 10 (?) pints of larger he drank every match to be a tax deductable business expense because it was an essential part of his job.

[quote="TrekDedicated"]I know these get old, but this one I must share.

For those that like to respond verbally to hecklers, maybe try this to put them in their place. It may be cheesy, but it worked today and it was GLORIOUS!

So, I'm riding around campus and there are all these soccer camps (hmm, maybe America's soccer future is here? UNLIKELY. Then again, the U.S. can't do any worse...). Anyways, so these people were walking and as I was passing them, I got a "Lance" remark. I simple returned, thanks "David Beckham". His reponse.

"Touche"..........
QUOTE]

shouldve said "pele" 🙂

wilmar13 said:

What is the sport called where grossly obese smokers with two digit IQs sit and watch Jerry Springer or Cops? What about the most famous player? If no one can come up with one, this strategy will only work on about 5% of the hecklers I have seen, although clearly it was good for TrekD's situation today.

I call them neighbors.