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Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed of
self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the hole
our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building site, where
the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?
--
I'm always, Frank
"FRANK LOVERME" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed of
self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the hole
our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building site,
where the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?--
I'm always, Frank
Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of the
value of sheep.
FRANK LOVERME said:Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed of
self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the hole
our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building site, where
the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?
This isn't a "site." It's Usenet. It existed long before the World
Wide Web. It is anarchy. But within that anarchy is better
information than you will find on any web site.
Go wherever you wish. Just remember that polite people often give
[censored] information, and rude people, no matter how annoying, will
sometimes tell you exactly what you need to know.
David said:"FRANK LOVERME" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:zf7jg.26619$%m5.18939@trnddc04...Quoted message said:Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed of
self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the hole
our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building site,
where the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?--
I'm always, Frank
Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of the
value of sheep.
Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold
but we don't do sheep!
--
Bob Volkmer
"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:David said:"FRANK LOVERME" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:zf7jg.26619$%m5.18939@trnddc04...Quoted message said:Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed
of self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the
hole our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building
site, where the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?--
I'm always, Frank
Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of
the value of sheep.
Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold but
we don't do sheep!
Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain it
for me?
David said:"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:David said:"FRANK LOVERME" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed
> of self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into the
> hole our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body building
> site, where the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most appreciative?
>
> --
> I'm always, Frank
Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of
the value of sheep.
Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold but
we don't do sheep!Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain it
for me?
David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being
[censored] or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is. I
certainly don't want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back 200 years to
be treated the same and then Googled in 100 years by historians and some
jerk does a PhD suggesting old evidence at mfw has hinted it all may be
untrue. I am sure you can understand.
--
Bob Volkmer
"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:David said:"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:David wrote:
> "FRANK LOVERME" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:zf7jg.26619$%m5.18939@trnddc04...
>> Excuse me! It appears, I've wandered into a homosexual site, composed
>> of self declared comedians. Would someone who slips his member into
>> the hole our precious Lord intended, please direct me to a body
>> building site, where the folk aren't so mutated? I'd be most
>> appreciative?
>>
>> --
>> I'm always, Frank
> Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
> member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of
> the value of sheep.
Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold
but we don't do sheep!Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain
it for me?David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being [censored]
or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is. I certainly don't
want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back 200 years to be treated the
same and then Googled in 100 years by historians and some jerk does a PhD
suggesting old evidence at mfw has hinted it all may be untrue. I am sure
you can understand.
OK I see your point - but I still don't understand the 3 sheep night / 3
feet of snow - sorry to be dense!
"David" <> OK I see your point - but I still don't understand the 3 sheep
night / 3
Quoted message said:feet of snow - sorry to be dense!
You are more than dense. Do you at least get the aftershave is mint sauce
crack?
David said:"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:David said:"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
<snip>
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:>>> --
>>> I'm always, Frank
>> Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips his
>> member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are aware of
>> the value of sheep.
> Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
> Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
> aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold
> but we don't do sheep!
>
Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain
it for me?
David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being [censored]
or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is. I certainly don't
want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back 200 years to be treated the
same and then Googled in 100 years by historians and some jerk does a PhD
suggesting old evidence at mfw has hinted it all may be untrue. I am sure
you can understand.OK I see your point - but I still don't understand the 3 sheep night / 3
feet of snow - sorry to be dense!
David, sorry the 3 sheep and 3 feet is co-incidence. The 3 sheep night
is my crude attempt to associate the old 2/3 dog night for Kiwis. The
colder it gets, the more sheep/dogs you need to keep you warm 🙂
Anyhow a great Queens BD Holiday. Long may she live else we may lose
this day off; and we thrashed England in Rugby (Hi Charles), I set a new
PB in deadlifts and we get to see Oz play in the World Cup!
Quoted message said:
--
Bob Volkmer
rev@IRC
"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:David said:"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:David wrote:
> "rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>> David wrote:<snip>
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:>>>> --
>>>> I'm always, Frank
>>> Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips
>>> his member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are
>>> aware of the value of sheep.
>> Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand
>> today. Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best
>> selling aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide
>> is cold but we don't do sheep!
>>
> Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain
> it for me?
David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being
[censored] or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is. I
certainly don't want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back 200 years to
be treated the same and then Googled in 100 years by historians and some
jerk does a PhD suggesting old evidence at mfw has hinted it all may be
untrue. I am sure you can understand.OK I see your point - but I still don't understand the 3 sheep night / 3
feet of snow - sorry to be dense!David, sorry the 3 sheep and 3 feet is co-incidence. The 3 sheep night is
my crude attempt to associate the old 2/3 dog night for Kiwis. The colder
it gets, the more sheep/dogs you need to keep you warm 🙂
OK! (I knew I shouldn't have had that last beer!)
Quoted message said:Anyhow a great Queens BD Holiday.
Yes I can't believre the weather although we could use a little rain.
Quoted message said:Long may she live else we may lose this day off; and we thrashed England
in Rugby (Hi Charles), I set a new PB in deadlifts
nice going!
and we get to see Oz play in the World Cup!
Yes, a veritable feast (as Charles would say)
"David" <>> That is creepy as we were just talking about the old man. He
died 3 weeks ago.
Quoted message said:
that is creepy as I did not know and I got a sudden urge to reach out to
you. You have my condolences, but don't be surprised if you get people
trying to communicate with you. We are just vessels for messages that we
don't know or understand. The spirits can motivate a feeling or a thought or
an impulse, but I don't think it can go further than that.
"Jebediah Butsch" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:"David" <>> That is creepy as we were just talking about the old man. He
died 3 weeks ago.Quoted message said:that is creepy as I did not know and I got a sudden urge to reach out to
you. You have my condolences, but don't be surprised if you get people
trying to communicate with you. We are just vessels for messages that we
don't know or understand. The spirits can motivate a feeling or a thought
or
an impulse, but I don't think it can go further than that.
The spirits have just motivated me to reach out and feel you. (So I hope to
hell you are female.)
(this is getting getting creepier as I have had an old friend I haven't
heard from in years contact me out of the blue earlier this week)
"David" <I have had an old friend I haven't heard from in years contact me
out of the blue earlier this week) >>
Hey, I think it is impossible not to believe in spirits. Consider the
incredible power of the human soul. I have no doubt that once the physical
existence is over, we go on to another level. Unfortunately, our loved ones
can only influence people in subtle ways.
You just have to maintain an open mind and pray that your father is in a
good place and knows that you love him. If you do feel a positive presence,
your soul will know him.
Best wishes to you,
"Jebediah Butsch" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:"David" <I have had an old friend I haven't heard from in years contact me
out of the blue earlier this week) >>Hey, I think it is impossible not to believe in spirits. Consider the
incredible power of the human soul. I have no doubt that once the physical
existence is over, we go on to another level. Unfortunately, our loved
ones
can only influence people in subtle ways.You just have to maintain an open mind and pray that your father is in a
good place and knows that you love him. If you do feel a positive
presence,
your soul will know him.Best wishes to you,
appreciate the nice words!
On Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:10:39 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
"rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> David wrote:
>> "rev" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>> David wrote:<snip>
Quoted message said:>>>>> --
>>>>> I'm always, Frank
>>>> Bless you Frank - because you are obviously one of those who slips
>>>> his member in the right hole. And I am most impressed that you are
>>>> aware of the value of sheep.
>>> Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand
>>> today. Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best
>>> selling aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide
>>> is cold but we don't do sheep!
>>>
>> Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain
>> it for me?
> David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being
> [censored] or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is. I
> certainly don't want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back 200 years to
> be treated the same and then Googled in 100 years by historians and some
> jerk does a PhD suggesting old evidence at mfw has hinted it all may be
> untrue. I am sure you can understand.OK I see your point - but I still don't understand the 3 sheep night / 3
feet of snow - sorry to be dense!David, sorry the 3 sheep and 3 feet is co-incidence. The 3 sheep night is
my crude attempt to associate the old 2/3 dog night for Kiwis. The colder
it gets, the more sheep/dogs you need to keep you warm 🙂OK! (I knew I shouldn't have had that last beer!)
Quoted message said:Anyhow a great Queens BD Holiday.
Yes I can't believre the weather although we could use a little rain.Quoted message said:Long may she live else we may lose this day off; and we thrashed England
in Rugby (Hi Charles), I set a new PB in deadlifts
nice going!
and we get to see Oz play in the World Cup!Yes, a veritable feast (as Charles would say)
Yea veritably! ;o)
Jebediah Butsch said:"David" <I have had an old friend I haven't heard from in years contact me
out of the blue earlier this week) >>Hey, I think it is impossible not to believe in spirits. Consider the
incredible power of the human soul. I have no doubt that once the physical
existence is over, we go on to another level. Unfortunately, our loved ones
can only influence people in subtle ways.
Google Dennis Wheatley and the Astral Plane for further fiction at
this esoteric level.
rev said:David wrote:
[...]
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:<snip> I still don't understand the 3 sheep night / 3 feet of snow - sorry
to be dense!David, sorry the 3 sheep and 3 feet is co-incidence. The 3 sheep night
is my crude attempt to associate the old 2/3 dog night for Kiwis. The
colder it gets, the more sheep/dogs you need to keep you warm 🙂
"Three Dog Night was an American rock and roll band active from 1968
to 1975. The band started with three lead vocalists - Danny Hutton,
Chuck Negron, and Cory Wells - who landed a recording contract with
Dunhill Records in Los Angeles. They made some early recordings with
Beach Boys producer, composer, vocalist, and instrumentalist Brian
Wilson, and initially went by the name Redwood. The band changed their
name based on an article describing how Australian Aborigines slept
with their dogs for warmth on cold nights, the coldest being a
*three-dog night.*" See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Dog_Night
Quoted message said:Anyhow a great Queens BD Holiday. Long may she live else we may lose
this day off; and we thrashed England in Rugby (Hi Charles), I set a new
PB in deadlifts and we get to see Oz play in the World Cup!
Congratulations on the new personal best, rev. And how's the World Cup
treating you? I see the Czech did NOT bounce today and the U.S. was
unable to cash in. (ba dump bump) Congrats to Oz as well on their win
over Japan.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
rev said:David wrote:
[...]
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Speaking of sheep, I hear its a three sheep night in New Zealand today.
Auckland is under 3 feet of snow and the price of the best selling
aftershave in NZ (mint sauce) is sky rocketing. Even Adelaide is cold but
we don't do sheep!Bob, I am puzzling over your post - is there any chance you can explain it
for me?David, the last time I posted a "story" I was accused of it being
[censored] or embellished. Hard to believe I know but there it is.
I, for one, took it as the gospel, Bob. (Say, did the arrogant one
ever return to your gym? I hope not. But if she did that she left her
attitude at home.)
Quoted message said:I certainly don't want the NZ/Sheep collaborative going back
200 years to be treated the same and then Googled in 100 years
by historians and some jerk does a PhD suggesting old evidence
at mfw has hinted it all may be untrue. I am sure you can understand.
heh
Hnhh. I wonder how information will be researched in 100 years. Will
Google survive? Will Matrix-style or Johnny Mnemonic-esque fantasy
become reality?
--
Curt
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