* FEMALE POEM* I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend.
* MALE POEM* I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge [censored]
who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].
"Old Mother Ashby" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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* FEMALE POEM* I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend.
* MALE POEM* I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge [censored]
who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].
Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly! MJ
"Old Mother Ashby" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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* FEMALE POEM* I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend.
* MALE POEM* I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge [censored]
who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].
Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly! MJ
That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered the tone around here ;-)
"Old Mother Ashby" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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* FEMALE POEM* I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend.
* MALE POEM* I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge [censored]
who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].
Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly! MJ
That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered the tone around here ;-)
Christine
You mean the various jokes du jour aren't low enough for you? <g>
After regaining my trust by sucking my [censored], Old Mother Ashby
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* FEMALE POEM* I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend.
* MALE POEM* I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge [censored]
who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].
"Chatty Cathy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Pan Ohco said:
Old Mother Ashby said:
Mokosh wrote:
> "Old Mother Ashby" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > >
Snipped two poems
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> Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly! > MJ > That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered the tone around here ;-)
