As this is kind of food related, I thought I'd share it with y'alll........
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".
The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you some
things. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or, if I asked you for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I asked you for a Taco, would ask me if I was a Mexican? Would you?
The clerk says, "Well no."
"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well I probably wouldn't", said the clerk.
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask
me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."