Re: I love newbies!

Edward Dolan said:

"Claire Petersky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I am working with someone professionally who has just taken up bicycle
commuting. He writes in a recent email:

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I'm commuting from Bainbridge Island. I'm up at the northern end and it's
a little over 7 miles to and from the ferry. Yes, I've slept well these
past few nights.

I have to admit that I'm not a stylistic nor sophisticated biker. I spit,
I sing out loud (and poorly) to make the riding go by faster, wear cotton
clothing, Feel like I'm in a Lamaz clas when I breathe, my face turns
bright red from the exertion, and I look absolutely wiped out when I
finally get to my destination. 4 people commented yesterday at the
elevator how tired I look.

Other than that, I think biking to work is the COOLEST thing.
---

I just loved this. Isn't great to discover something new? Don't you wish
you were just taking up bicycle commuting again?

Claire posts crapola like this just to drive me around the bend. She knows I
can't stand this type of juvenilia. This is her womanly way of getting back
at me for describing her as a kind and gentle person, but essentially
brainless.

Claire, I know like all women that you like to shop, so the next time you
are at the mall, try to get a brain for yourself. You really should not be
posting to a newsgroup until you have a brain you can rely on. The one you
presently have is constantly playing tricks on you. Just because you are
teacher does not mean you can be like a child yourself. Please try to grow
up for my sake if not your own.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ed

As Nixon said just before the impeachment, "It's not paranoia if they
really are out to get you,"

Roland

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Edward Dolan said:

"Claire Petersky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I am working with someone professionally who has just taken up bicycle
commuting. He writes in a recent email:

---
I'm commuting from Bainbridge Island. I'm up at the northern end and
it's
a little over 7 miles to and from the ferry. Yes, I've slept well
these
past few nights.

I have to admit that I'm not a stylistic nor sophisticated biker. I
spit,
I sing out loud (and poorly) to make the riding go by faster, wear
cotton
clothing, Feel like I'm in a Lamaz clas when I breathe, my face turns
bright red from the exertion, and I look absolutely wiped out when I
finally get to my destination. 4 people commented yesterday at the
elevator how tired I look.

Other than that, I think biking to work is the COOLEST thing.
---

I just loved this. Isn't great to discover something new? Don't you
wish
you were just taking up bicycle commuting again?

Claire posts crapola like this just to drive me around the bend. She
knows I
can't stand this type of juvenilia. This is her womanly way of getting
back
at me for describing her as a kind and gentle person, but essentially
brainless.

Claire, I know like all women that you like to shop, so the next time you
are at the mall, try to get a brain for yourself. You really should not
be
posting to a newsgroup until you have a brain you can rely on. The one
you
presently have is constantly playing tricks on you. Just because you are
teacher does not mean you can be like a child yourself. Please try to
grow
up for my sake if not your own.

Ed

As Nixon said just before the impeachment, "It's not paranoia if they
really are out to get you,"

Roland

Roland, there is just something so pitiful about the way woman post on this
newsgroup. It is like they can say any stupid thing that pops into their
very small brains and there will be others, invariably men, who will want to
rescue them from their own stupidity.

Women have their virtues, but intelligence is not one of them. I have never
known a woman in my life who was not under the sway of her hormones. The
only intelligent women are old hags who no longer have any hormones.

I long ago got rid of all the women on ARBR. They are like children and that
is how they should be dealt with.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Edward Dolan said:

"Claire Petersky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>I am working with someone professionally who has just taken up bicycle
>commuting. He writes in a recent email:
>
> ---
> I'm commuting from Bainbridge Island. I'm up at the northern end and
> it's
> a little over 7 miles to and from the ferry. Yes, I've slept well
> these
> past few nights.
>
> I have to admit that I'm not a stylistic nor sophisticated biker. I
> spit,
> I sing out loud (and poorly) to make the riding go by faster, wear
> cotton
> clothing, Feel like I'm in a Lamaz clas when I breathe, my face turns
> bright red from the exertion, and I look absolutely wiped out when I
> finally get to my destination. 4 people commented yesterday at the
> elevator how tired I look.
>
> Other than that, I think biking to work is the COOLEST thing.
> ---
>
> I just loved this. Isn't great to discover something new? Don't you
> wish
> you were just taking up bicycle commuting again?

Claire posts crapola like this just to drive me around the bend. She
knows I
can't stand this type of juvenilia. This is her womanly way of getting
back
at me for describing her as a kind and gentle person, but essentially
brainless.

Claire, I know like all women that you like to shop, so the next time
you
are at the mall, try to get a brain for yourself. You really should not
be
posting to a newsgroup until you have a brain you can rely on. The one
you
presently have is constantly playing tricks on you. Just because you are
teacher does not mean you can be like a child yourself. Please try to
grow
up for my sake if not your own.

Ed

As Nixon said just before the impeachment, "It's not paranoia if they
really are out to get you,"

Roland

Roland, there is just something so pitiful about the way woman post on
this newsgroup. It is like they can say any stupid thing that pops into
their very small brains and there will be others, invariably men, who will
want to rescue them from their own stupidity.

Women have their virtues, but intelligence is not one of them. I have
never known a woman in my life who was not under the sway of her hormones.
The only intelligent women are old hags who no longer have any hormones.

Uh, oh... please don't tell me this means Piano Legs has a shot.

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I long ago got rid of all the women on ARBR. They are like children and
that is how they should be dealt with.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Claire Petersky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> >I am working with someone professionally who has just taken up bicycle
> >commuting. He writes in a recent email:
> >
> > ---
> > I'm commuting from Bainbridge Island. I'm up at the northern end and
> > it's
> > a little over 7 miles to and from the ferry. Yes, I've slept well
> > these
> > past few nights.
> >
> > I have to admit that I'm not a stylistic nor sophisticated biker. I
> > spit,
> > I sing out loud (and poorly) to make the riding go by faster, wear
> > cotton
> > clothing, Feel like I'm in a Lamaz clas when I breathe, my face turns
> > bright red from the exertion, and I look absolutely wiped out when I
> > finally get to my destination. 4 people commented yesterday at the
> > elevator how tired I look.
> >
> > Other than that, I think biking to work is the COOLEST thing.
> > ---
> >
> > I just loved this. Isn't great to discover something new? Don't you
> > wish
> > you were just taking up bicycle commuting again?
>
> Claire posts crapola like this just to drive me around the bend. She
> knows I
> can't stand this type of juvenilia. This is her womanly way of getting
> back
> at me for describing her as a kind and gentle person, but essentially
> brainless.
>
> Claire, I know like all women that you like to shop, so the next time
> you
> are at the mall, try to get a brain for yourself. You really should not
> be
> posting to a newsgroup until you have a brain you can rely on. The one
> you
> presently have is constantly playing tricks on you. Just because you
> are
> teacher does not mean you can be like a child yourself. Please try to
> grow
> up for my sake if not your own.

Ed

As Nixon said just before the impeachment, "It's not paranoia if they
really are out to get you,"

Roland

Roland, there is just something so pitiful about the way woman post on
this newsgroup. It is like they can say any stupid thing that pops into
their very small brains and there will be others, invariably men, who
will want to rescue them from their own stupidity.

Women have their virtues, but intelligence is not one of them. I have
never known a woman in my life who was not under the sway of her
hormones. The only intelligent women are old hags who no longer have any
hormones.

Uh, oh... please don't tell me this means Piano Legs has a shot.

There is not one person in a thousand who will know what you are
referencing, including me. Why bother to post if you do not want to
communicate.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Quoted message said:

I long ago got rid of all the women on ARBR. They are like children and
that is how they should be dealt with.

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>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Claire Petersky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>> news:[email hidden]...
>> >I am working with someone professionally who has just taken up
>> >bicycle
>> >commuting. He writes in a recent email:
>> >
>> > ---
>> > I'm commuting from Bainbridge Island. I'm up at the northern end
>> > and it's
>> > a little over 7 miles to and from the ferry. Yes, I've slept well
>> > these
>> > past few nights.
>> >
>> > I have to admit that I'm not a stylistic nor sophisticated biker. I
>> > spit,
>> > I sing out loud (and poorly) to make the riding go by faster, wear
>> > cotton
>> > clothing, Feel like I'm in a Lamaz clas when I breathe, my face
>> > turns
>> > bright red from the exertion, and I look absolutely wiped out when I
>> > finally get to my destination. 4 people commented yesterday at the
>> > elevator how tired I look.
>> >
>> > Other than that, I think biking to work is the COOLEST thing.
>> > ---
>> >
>> > I just loved this. Isn't great to discover something new? Don't you
>> > wish
>> > you were just taking up bicycle commuting again?
>>
>> Claire posts crapola like this just to drive me around the bend. She
>> knows I
>> can't stand this type of juvenilia. This is her womanly way of getting
>> back
>> at me for describing her as a kind and gentle person, but essentially
>> brainless.
>>
>> Claire, I know like all women that you like to shop, so the next time
>> you
>> are at the mall, try to get a brain for yourself. You really should
>> not be
>> posting to a newsgroup until you have a brain you can rely on. The one
>> you
>> presently have is constantly playing tricks on you. Just because you
>> are
>> teacher does not mean you can be like a child yourself. Please try to
>> grow
>> up for my sake if not your own.
>
> Ed
>
> As Nixon said just before the impeachment, "It's not paranoia if they
> really are out to get you,"
>
> Roland

Roland, there is just something so pitiful about the way woman post on
this newsgroup. It is like they can say any stupid thing that pops into
their very small brains and there will be others, invariably men, who
will want to rescue them from their own stupidity.

Women have their virtues, but intelligence is not one of them. I have
never known a woman in my life who was not under the sway of her
hormones. The only intelligent women are old hags who no longer have any
hormones.

Uh, oh... please don't tell me this means Piano Legs has a shot.

There is not one person in a thousand who will know what you are
referencing, including me. Why bother to post if you do not want to
communicate.

Not that you'd want to, but have you ever seen Hillary's legs?

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Quoted message said:

I long ago got rid of all the women on ARBR. They are like children and
that is how they should be dealt with.